Ahhh the Jackalack Award, How refreshing, So many Jackalacks, only one award per pay period, so hard to decide who is so deserving. But wait, then it dawned on me. The "jerk of the week" was a prestigous award won by many great BK employees including the first, Dan Brower, and of course the Marie Disbrow.
This Jackalack award goes to Pat Fischer. This woman had the nerve to call out on my last day.How wrong is that. Plus she is absolutly worthless. How many times in one day can you hear "Oh my back" and "oh my beard" and "be a good boy and catch the meat for me." Come on now. You have on simple job at HBK and you can't do it. You know, You should retire. . . right debbie. It seems half the time she is there she looks like she could pass away at any moment from the heat. and she smokes like every 20 minutes.
Congratulations Pat on your accomplishments. Hopefully you do not repeat in this category.
Past Jackalacks
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