As Usual.......Weirdness....
Chapter One
Ok.......excuse the rhythm of the story, but I thought I was extremely vain for allowing myself to be in the story. So I changed 2 of the characters. My own character has been changed to Leighta, aka Le and Mesha's character is now Alicia, aka Licia.Get it? Hopefully so. The characters basically have the same personality.....except mine. It's a little different. Because it's not me! Okays, Continue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It started off the usual day. Zan, JJ, Leighta, and Alicia got out of high school, complaining about how school was a bitch, and how it wasn't worth the time or the effort.
They started off for home, as usual, but ended up at the Plaza, as usual. But little did they know that sooner or later, they'd be in the weirdest crap they'd ever been in. " Hey Zan, how about goin' to the Plaza?", Leighta yelled as *NSYNC blared from the convertible's(in our dreams, right?) audio system.
"I'm already there, girl!" As Zan exhibited her reckless driving to the 87-year-old George Washington (got a dollar, anyone?) look-a-like in the next lane. Obviously, he wasn't too happy, 'cause he gave the 4 girls the CA Howdy (for you slow people, the finger..)
"Back to ya, bastard!" Alicia exclaimed from the backseat.
"Licia, stop with all your obscenities!" JJ said, sounding not like her usual self.
Leighta, being the concerned one, said, "JJ, what's up? You've been quiet all day! What's wrong, girl?"
JJ shook her head and said, "Nothing."
" Oh, stop with that nothing crap! Spill it, chica!," Zan said, concentrating on not crashing.
"Well, my 'rents are being bitchy, as usual, and are making me get a job or move out. At this point, moving out seems like a damn good choice right now!", JJ said.
"So, this means no parental supervision, right? Whoo-hoo! 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' is our new theme song!", Alicia shouted. Of course, you know, every group has that one sexually-charged member. Alicia took her role to a whole new level.
"Back to the important stuff, Licia," Leighta said.
"We'll help you get a job, JJ, okies? But right now I have found my parking lot prey! The Parking Lot Predator is on the loose!", Zan exclaimed. (Okay, that was not funny.....tough cookies....)
"And, here's one now!" One black Lincoln Navigator came from nowhere and headed in the direction of Zan's newly spotted space.
"Oh, no you don't, mister!", Zan said and screeched off to claim the spot.
JJ shouted, "Zan ,look out!". But Zan was always a little slow and landed directly into the passenger side of the Navigator.
Luckily, everyone had on their seat belt, aware of the fact that Zan driving was a hazard to your health.
"Is everyone okay? I am so sorry you guys!", Zan cried.
"We're okay, girl. But you must've got the license from Wal-Mart, " JJ said.
"Hush, you guys! Wait- isn't that......," And before anyone could answer, they saw a very confused Johnny Wright start walking towards the now smoking Honda the four girls were in.
Chapter Two
"Oh, my god, it's Johnny Wright, you guys!", Zan said. "he's *NSYNC's manager! Do you think we'll meet them?"
"Zan, hush! How are we gonna pay for this? I know we don't have any money, and out parents will lecture us with that same parental bullshit about how we should have been responsible and we should pay for this ourselves!", Leighta said.
"I guess you're right. I guess JJ's movin' out!" JJ said.
" Well, let's just get out and see what he has to say. Maybe if we were their personal sex slaves--Alicia!", they shouted. " Just kiddin'! Geez! Ugh, ignorance...."
Finally the 4 foxy mamas( no,they're hideous- no, just kiddin'!) decided to talk to old Johnny.
"Hello, I'm Johnn-"
"Cut the small talk, Johnny. How much are we talking here? I can honestly tell you we hold not a penny to our names.," Zan said.
"Zan! Look, Mr. Wright, we really are a little tight on cash right now. Is there anything we can do to help without paying?," JJ said.
"Well, actually you can.....", Johnny said.
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"Whoo-hoo! JC, I'm coming baby!", Alicia said.
(I guess you're wondering what the hell Alicia is talking about, so here it is)
(BEGIN FLASHBACK)
"Well, actually you can. " Johnny said. " The tour is way behind schedule, and nobody is willing to help out"
"I can see why with Justin's cocky self-oh, sorry. Continue.", Leighta said.
"Well, basically, we need 5 personal assistants for the guys. Well, with the four of you being so young, we're pretty much covered. We need one of you to supervise Justin, thoiugh. He broke his ankle, and it'll buy us enough tme to put the final touches on the tour. He needs one by himself. But the other 4 can share the 3 of you. The catch is: you have to stay throughtout the tour. We'll pay you, of course."
"Okay, you guys, this can totally change everything. you realize we can pay for college with this?," JJ said.
"Alright, Johnny boy, you've found yourself some assistants!" Zan said.
(END FLASHBACK)
Johnny and the boys had talked and agreed to let them help. They agreed to go to CA and work on the tour. So soon after leaving Johnny, the girls went home, packed, and met back at Zan's house.
"You guys, I'm scared! We've never been away this long! And the idea of taking care of Justin scares me! What if I diss his fro or something, and he jumps me!", Leighta said.
Leighta, being the one to always think about the consequences first, got chosen to take care of Justin. JJ couldn't take the pressure, and would gladly cuss him out at a moment's notice.
"Girl, you'll be okay! Now let's go!", Zan said.
The 4 girls jumped into JJ's old car, and headed for the airport, where they would meet the boys for the first time.
Chapter Three
After leaving Zan's house, the 4 chicks set out for the Orlando National Airport. They lived about 45 minutes outside Orlando in a nice little suburb called Rollingwood. (Okay, so now you know that this is a bunch of bull, cause I've only been to Orlando twice. So if you live in or around Orlando, please forgive me! ) The traffic was too much, especially since it was the afternoon rush. Zan had used so many 4 letter words, even Eminem himself would have had to blush.(If you don't know what that means, you need to get a life.) They were all freakin' out because of Zan's previous mishap. Alicia ended up losing all sanity and mooned everyone who looked her way. After too many obscene gestures and threats, the girls finally made it to the parking lot of the airport. After Leighta insisting they find a free parking garage, (Le had every penny she ever earned, and had way too many connections.) the girls finally made it to the airport, JJ cussing every step.
"Damn, Le, why you gotta be so cheap? We should have just called a damn taxi!", JJ said.
"Oh, hush, chica, it's only a few more steps."
They set off toward the gate, seeing they only had 20 more minutes before they were supposedly supposed to start boarding. They ran through the terminal, and finally spotted the back of Johnny's head.
"Yo, Johnny! Over here!" Johnny turned around and spotted the girls.
"Hey! We were starting to get worried. Well, now we can contact you anytime! here are your new cell phones and beepers!" Johnny handed each of the four girls their new phones and pagers.
"Damn, Johnny, you must've thought we were in the secret service or something.", Alicia said.
"You are, you just don't know it yet!".
The girls turned to face Joey, Chris, JC, and one glum looking Justin. After a ton of introductions and hi's, Zan asked," Where's Lance?"
"Aha, my wise grasshopper, you have learned the first rule of this art. Always know where we are," Chris said in a fake-Japanese sounding voice.
"Okay, you can leave the jokes alone whenever you're ready...", Leighta said.
"Oh, he's across the way, he said he needed to be alone. But someone needs to go tell him he needs to board."
"I'll do it!", Zan said, practically jumping up and down.
"Is it just me or is someone just a little too excited?", JJ said, looking rather amused.
"Oh, I mean, I shall take this gruesome task." Zan said, looking embarrassed.
Zan left the group behind, Mesha and JJ talking to Chris and Joey, Leighta sitting beside a very glum looking Justin, and JC talking to Johnny.
Soon, Zandra found Lance, sittin' by himself at the dark gate. She gently touched him on the shoulder and said, "Hey there. My name's Zan. I'm your new personal assistant."
"Oh, hi, I'm sorry. I'm just feeling a little lonely and homesick. But it's nice to meet you. " Lance said.
" Well, Johnny sent me to come get you and tell you it's time to board. But judging by the sad face, I should be asking, 'Little boy, have you lost your mother?'", Zan said, trying her best to sound cool.
Lance laughed. " Well, My mother's back in Mississippi. But I wouldn't mind going with the nice, beautiful lady."
"Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing! But don't let your business come before pleasure.", Zan said.
They finally left together, and walked back to Johnny giving them tickets and leading them on the plane. They boarded and found seats.
Justin sat with Leighta, since she had been chosen his caretaker, against her will, while Johnny sat with Joey. Chris and JJ sat together, while Alicia and JC sat across from them.
" Oh, god. I am having the worst day, " Justin said.
"Oh, really? I thought being the envisionment of a male god was pretty nice," Sydney said.
"I wish. My ankle needs to stop being such an ass and get better! There's too much to be done!", Justin said.
"Well, now I can do everything for you! " Sydney said.
" Not really,"Justin said.
"Oh, it's like that. What you're trying to say is, you wish I would just leave? Thanks....," Sydney said.
"No, I was just kiddin'!"
" Sure.....but I believe you. Do you need anything?"
"No, I got everything I need right here. You girls seem kinda......how do I say this....." "Crazy?"
" Bingo!... Well, it just kinda happened that way. We're best friends though. I guarantee you'll have the time of your life ."
"I'm pretty sure myself. I guess I better stick with you then. You look pretty harmeless.", Justin said.
" Key word: look. No, just kiddin'. Not everybody in a skirt can be trusted. Oh, and believe me, as soon as I get comfortable with you guys, you will never see me in a skirt again. Unless absolutely necessary" Leighta said.
" Oh, that's too bad," Justin said with a smirk.
"Hey, I don't go for that teenybopper crap. You're gonna have to work for my admiration."
"And I already know this. I just wanted to see if you would fall for it." Justin said.
"Oh, get ready, Mr. So Called Gorgeous, you're gonna be in for the best summer of your life!" Sydney said.
