!!Swigger's Tavern!!
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, Or own a dogsled...And I dont know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, Although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak english and french, NOT american. And I pronouce it ABOUT, NOT A BOOT. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUCED ZED NOT ZEE, ZED!!! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS DAVE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
Yo I'm Chippawa Dave and dont bash my page because it's my first actual page. Dont like it? You all know that I have 2 words for ya.......
If you dont like what I put on here just let me know but I'll tell ya right now I probably wont do anything about it!
Allot of you know me from being a Chippawa member which is only the biggest honour ever! Other people are just here for some other dumb reason and are now confused as to what a Chippawa is...I really dont care! Now that you are here however, check out some of the stuff I stole or borrowed from other pages and so on. Also vote on the Polls and dont vote from different computers cause it makes you seem very desperate!
Also I am taking it upon myself to proclaim this site as the Official Anti-COGECO Page! Help support this by sending Hate Mail as often as possible! It's a worthy cause to get the damn COGECOians to smarten up and quit messing up the internet.
May 1/00 - Put on a new 'quotes' page which links from the 'Funny' page, added pics to the Chippawa section, Fixed things here and there.
May 1/00 - Small problems with the 'Home' page.
Getting a slideshow on the 'Me' page for allot of pictures that need to go on.
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