Who We R and What Our Program Is Like Hiss! Meow! Hi everybody. This is our first network special, and we hope you'll all stick around for fun, games, action, songs, snacks, cuteness, laughs, romance, and updated info. We got a new studio! And we absolutely cherish all of the extra space to work and play in, to make our show moore enjoyable for you, young & old. Plus, we need the exercise!!! Mommy and Daddy are depending on us to grab the highest ratings, so tell your friends to tell THEIR kitties & puppies to watch! TURN UP THE VOLUME /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Have fun! Or else! We both have sharp claws!!

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Our Chief Technician

(we call him Dr. Zoom Zoom)

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

sleeping kitty                Zz        zZ       |\ z    _,,,---,,_     /,`.-´`´    _   ;-;;,_    |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `´_´   '---''(_/--'  `-´\_ [If you can't discern the head: Its eyes are each of the "," diagonally to the sides of the 4 going from bottom left to upper right. Its mouth is the "-" just to the right of the 4. Tilt your head a bit.]

(it's Nutmeg!)

Fuel For Thought

(wish they'd pour some in our bowls!)

2 of our best pals V

Little Bit & Angel /\

Beached!

We're So Glad Music That You're Here!

Ladies and Gentlemints, welcome the prettier of our hosts (hostess?), NICO KNEE PUCCINI ! ! ( a p p l a u s e ) "Thank you, thank you, no, please! Thanks very much! My name is Nico, yes, the same lady who sang in the Velvet Undraground. (applause) That was a long time ago. But, I'd like to tell you all a little of what I've been doing since! Got a minute? A year? (laughter) Well, it all started, when...hmmm, lemme see...I was shining shoes in the Path Station in Hoboken and singing little ditties for change and I noticed a well dressed eccentric man watching me. He had a wiry white wig that lay askew across his head and he stood with his forefinger to his temple in apparent awe (laughter) or maybe he was trying his best not to let his head roll from his shoulders (louder laughter and guffaws....the studio audience settles). He told me his name was Andy Warhola and he liked my spunk. Didn't say anything about my talent...(tittering) Which reminds me of a song....

Bleached!

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I'm so happy cause today I've found my friends......they're in my head!

"Did you know? Out of the DOZENS of webp ages R.Stevie has designed f or you, that THIS is the< br>VERY FIRST?! Purrrrrrr! Purrrrrrr!!

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