1. I never have to worry about matching my clothes
2. When you sit at a movie you always get both armrests.
3.Never have to worry on making a good first impression cause there mind is already made up about you
4.Keeps old people away
5.You get free preaching services from all the religious kids
6.After halloween all my makeup is on sale
7.If you go house to house on any given day you can get a bag full of candy
8. With are pale ass skin we dont have to worry about sun cancer.
9.Telling littel kids that I hide in you closet
10. Cuz by dressing the way I do, people accept me as a normal human being and are more then kind to me and under standing(lol..I bet i had you going with that one.. LMFAO)
11.Sex,death and eyeliner
12.I love the three M's Makeup Mesh More blacks close.
13.Cuz if I was anything else I would'nt be myselth
