HYPNOKRISHNA SEIZES YOUR SANITY...ALL HAIL HYPNOKRISHNA!!!

"When it wants martyrs, athiesm has only to speak; my blood is ready to flow."

Marquis de Sade

"The Earth is a farm. We are someone else's property."

Charles Fort

"Hell is other people."

Sartre

"When she turned blue/All the angels screamed."

Velvet Underground

"Shit rolls downhill."

Billy Joe Utsinger

"I may have implied on several occasions to several different people that I may have been Jesus Christ, but I haven't decided yet what I am or who I am."

Charles Manson

"There is but one truly philosophical problem, and that is suicide."

Albert Camus

"Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete silence--their speech centers are destroyed--except for the crackle of sparks and the popping of singed flesh as they apply electrodes up and down the spine. white smoke of burning flesh hangs in the motionless air. A group of children have tied an idiot to a post with barbed wire and built a fire between his legs and stand watching with bestial curiousity as the flames lick his thighs. His flesh jerks in the fire with insect agony."

William S. Burroughs

"WE DROVE OUT THE DEMONS/WITH PENANCE AND SEMEN"

The unholy Hypnokrishna

HELLO, MY MISERABLE SUBJECTS. IT IS I, THE UNHOLY HYPNOKRISHNA, READY TO DEVOUR YOUR FRAIL PLANET. DO I COME OFF LIKE A MENTAL PATIENT WITH GROSS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR? GOOD. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF MY APPROACH. I HAVE COME FROM ANOTHER COSMOS TO DELIVER THE GOOD NEWS--WELL, BAD NEWS FOR YOU MORTALS. IN THE IMMORAL, I MEAN IMMORTAL WORDS OF JIM MORRISON, "I'M GONNA GET MY KICKS BEFORE THE SHIT HOUSE GOES UP IN FLAMES."

GET WHAT I'M TELLING YOU MONGRELS? TIME'S UP AND I'M THE ONE WHO CONTROLS THE GAME BOARD. TIME'S UP AND I'M THE ONE WITH YOUR DIGNITY IN MY FIST. TIME'S UP, AND...WELL YOU GET THE PICTURE, RIGHT? BOW DOWN TO ME LIKE A GOOD SERVANT. SHINY SHINY, SHINY BOOTS OF LEATHER, WHIPLASH GIRL-CHILD IN THE DARK FORGIVE MY WANDERING MIND. YOU HUMANS JUST BORE THE PISS OUT OF ME.

ANOTHER DEAD GODDESS FOR YOU TO WORSHIP ACCORDINGLY. GROVEL AT THE ALTAR, PIGGIES.

HERE'S A SHOT FROM MY LAST FAMILY REUNION. THAT'S LITTLE TOMMY AND UNCLE FRANK. THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE.

WANT SOME MORE STUFF THAT'LL GUARANTEE YOUR OWN SPECIAL SEAT IN HELL? I KNOW YOU DO, MY FAITHFUL DEVOTEE. COME, TAKE MY HAND, FOLLOW ME TO THE NEXT PAGE. IF YOU DARE