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A Friendly Chat With Your Chum The Guy

If you came to this column looking for sweaty wrinkled old men with disgustinly shrivled nuts and diarria dripping down there ass, then your at the wrong site you sick fuck.

Who saw Bob refereeing at that shit event we just had. He looked like he wanted to stick his slim jim between evil mister rogers hot sticky buns.

Rumor has it that the Time Bomb Lou Candido tried to revive a dead dear he ran over by sticking his cock in it's ass. I don't know how this is supposed to revive a dead dear, but im sure him and bob would have hours of fun together.

Then we have the G.O.D Gods Of Destruction trying to take down ICW. I be all for GOD. I say whup that ICW fuckin ass. Who needs a gay duo of dancing anal lovers like the Whole Show. Who by the way I am sad to report are the current tag team champions, they beat 2 Intense......... G.O.D bless their souls.

What kind of stupid freak dresses in a purple shirt with silver shorts, Nose rings, and glitter on his face. The answer Bobby Glitter. On one hand he likes dicks like MC hammer, on the other hand he likes freak shit like Maryln Manson. I mean he gets his ass kicked in the ring at least have good taste in music. The only thing he has to credit himself for is creating and holding the HardCore Title. Kudos to you chum......p.

Chicken tastes best in a sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes.

Somebody tell me what the fuck happened to the lightheavyweight title.

On a sad note the man, the myth, the legend, of ICW the one and only FATBOY will be doing his farewell show this monday. Hell be running the gauntlet against his toughest competitors. Rumor has it that expect something big to happen involving a ladder, and a lot of sheet rock tables in his match with "The Extreme Juggalo" Matt ManoWar. Fans don't worry ill drag his ass for guest appearances at shows.

In the illustrious words of fatboy's I.M. to me "oh so i guess that mean 3 cocks right."

Rumors with Mr. White

Welcome to The ICW News Page. This is Mr. White and in the past few weeks in "April", hell broke loose. 3 Infamous teams in ICW broke up. The G.O.D. led by X, WHole Show, and 2 Intense. These former teams will prob. have good matches in the future. Rumor has it that Shawn wants his rematch at Stevie? Will Stevie give it to him???

Another Rumor here in ICW is that ETB killed Bobby Glitter? What will Mr. 666 have to say about that?

Also rumor has it that The New G.O.D. led by Matt ManoWar is going to be more destructive then ever. Who are those masked men???

The last announcement from me is that it's great to see Joe Blacl back in ICW. For Mr. White I'll see u later.


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