A Page of Chad in Picture Form

Although you might ASSume that the flash just made my face look pale...in actuality I haven't gazed upon the sun's life-giving brilliance since the fall of Communism...[Or was that the RISE of Communism...oh well. That's enough sarcasm for this caption.]

If you would now look to your left you will see Chad as a "Puerto Rican" (Direct Quote taken from a living soul). And now on your right you will see Chad geting as close to a woman's bikini bottom as he will ever get in this reality.

What can I say? The freagin' background is pink! I hate formal wear...

heh heh heh...I am the greatest gift to Video Productions. (What Chad is actually saying in his mind: "I'm such a tool...")