Oh Sherry
You probably think I'm some kind of freak
Cause you're in my heart
After just two weeks
I could look into your eyes
We're wrapped in two whole lifetimes
If only God would let me
Please just excuse my heart
You slow down, sometimes it won't start
It has never felt this before
Oh Sherry
Sometimes it may be pity at night
And I can still dream of
Watching TV in Baker Street
Like the birdie that cleans the crocodile's teeth
I'll depend on you and you'll depend on me
When you walk by
I'll stop and say hi
And how's your day been?
Then give you a grin
I'll get to you, I'll get to you
And I don't even know your name
But it just don't matter none to me
And I'll get to you just the same
You wait and see
I'll do such a good job you will want to get to me
But you won't have to
I know it is true
You already gotten to me
And it is plain to see
You got to me
And I'll get to you when I get to you
CDs are the way I choose to entertain myself
CDs are neat, sounding unbeatable
CDs look so good and yet they take so little space
CDs are here, nothing there to erase
Hey, why's everybody watching DVDs?
I got some compact discs, people!
Push play, repeat
Random magazine
CDs make a man into a world celebrity
CDs are good
CDs are right for me
Long distance love, I called AT&T
Long distance love, please disconnect me
Ten cents a minute for hours at a time
Long distance romance on the telephone line
10-3-2-1 ain't saving me a cent
At the end of the month I still can't pay my rent
When I get that hankerin' for a hunka
A slice o' pizza, a chunka of your love
I don't get bashful or embarrassed, it's true
Cause your love is the love I'm thinkin' of
Your love is my food
And I don't mean to be rude
But I'm hungry
So won't you give it to me?
Don't need a fork or spoon
Just need a sunny afternoon and you
So won't you give it to me?
Sometimes I go back for seconds
But in seconds, I get hungry again
My friends say I should go on a diet
But then I look at my tummy
I rub it, and I grin
Whispers
I counted the days' whispers
From under my bedspread
Eleven to be exact
Three to myself in disgust
And one while driving
The other I don't remember
Four came from one's hungry eyes
Check out that sexy thing
Ready to bite anything long-legged to come by
The last three all came to my head
I said not to worry
I said work faster
The last said
You're doing this for no reason
I love you and I think that I always will
So I don't mind if you don't give me valentines
As long as you love me still
Now those days are gone
But I can still remember
What started in October never made it to November but that's ok
It was fun anyway
When we were...
Cause she's a modern, modern, modern, modern, modern, modern, modern, modern woman
Living in a medi, medi, medi, medi, medi, medi, medieval time
She won't set foot inside a dungeon
She says, "Jousting is so passe."
She's really the one that started the reformation
But that's not what the history books say
You think Joan of Arc is cool
Well, she needs to go back to school
Where do you think she learned it all from?
She's a modern woman
Living in a medieval time
And you know that can't be fun
