Because We’re the Editors

Fidel Castro gon'na set my house—
Gon'na set my house on fire—
Whole lot'ta missiles just a waitin' to launch,
So get them jets up higher—

There's cigars, and women, and whole lotta beards.
Gon'na go there best be fat and feared!
Castro's just a fella with people to kill
So, CUBA LASVEGAS! CUBA LASVEGASI!
CUBA LASVEGAS ... I

Cuba LasVegas with its burnin' cigars
And two-armed crazy men
With guns that drink, and dance, and cry!!
So, CUBA LASVEGAS!CUBA LASVEGAS!
CUBA LASVEGAS!

By WILDER & BENNI EINSCHTEIN