• Dr. Kimble has escaped!
• I can see the gun of Navarone.
• The cucumber has left the salad.
• Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
• Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
• Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
• You've got Windows in your laptop.
• I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
• The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
• Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
• Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
• You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
• Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
• You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
• Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
• Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
• Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
• Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
• You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

and... I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts. 
 

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