Fellow workers we have been selling our labor, our time, and our selves for to long. No more will we be the boss's prostitutes. Our time can be better spent with our loved ones, or reading, or listening to a favorite CD, or at the bar drinking with friends, or watching the Yanks beat the Red Sox on a 27" color TV, than in the workplace wasting the day and our energy. There are many things to do I can think of off the top of my head that I'd rather be doing than having 5 even 6 days out of the week, and 8, 9 or even 10, hours of my day stolen from me to enhance the bosses income. The boss is someone I can not even have a decent conversation with because we have nothing in common so why would I want to enhance his income. The only thing I would like to enhance on the boss are his lips with one of my De La Hoya style jabs if you know what I mean.

Why doesn't the boss get off his fat ass and do some work him self for a change? Why does he insult us with these 3 digit numbers he calls a pay check once a week? Why do we bake the boss a cake and be left with the crumbs to eat? But most of all, why do we allow this nonsense? Well fellow worker, we will be insulted no more!

Governments, both communist and capitalist, are anti-worker. Governments are the one single cause of war. Wars are between countries with differing business interests. Who do the governments send to the frontlines? The CEO of Boeing? Nope. The schmucks in Washington? Never. The boss? No way! Good workers? Of course.

We are expendable to governments. There are so many of us that they don't care if a couple thousand of us die in a war in East Bumblefuck. What matters to them is a booming economy. War provides businesses with profit. Such is the basis of Fascism. The more we let these governments continue with their campaigns of terror, the closer we are to a world full of crazy war mad Hitler's in the middle of a worker holocaust. Friends, their madness has to stop and has to stop now! We must put an end to war, which kills workers and makes the bosses on both sides rich.

Communists and Capitalists alike must be stopped, as they are enemies of the working class since they are both so quick to resort to war and the loss of working people to get what they want. We must let the bosses at work and the bosses in D.C. know that we are sick and tired of their shit. We must let them know that we can no longer accept to have our friends, our sons, our daughters, our mothers our fathers being disrespected with these shacks they call a house, this spare change they call a paycheck, and those worker genocide's they call wars.

Party politics are a slap in the face of the American and world working class. Party politics are yuppie solutions to worker problems. And most of all they don't even cure the disease of capitalism in the first place.

The communists want to replace a boss government with a worker government. That's like a cure for AIDS that gives the victim terminal cancer. All that has happened is the replacement of one fatal disease for another equally fatal disease. Its not, in any way shape or form, a solution, it is still a problem.

Labor Parties and boss unions such as the AFL propose reformism. They seek to change capitalism to benefit the workers. Friends, I don't know about you, but if the boss is still in his office or on his yacht in the Virgin Islands while I am sweating away in his work place when I got better things to do, I do not feel that I am benefiting. Capitalism is by nature anti-worker and can never ever be reformed into some society where a shred of freedom for the workers exists. That is that, plain and simple.

College students and the middle class leftist liberals will tell you that we anarchists over simplify complex economical situations that need to undergo close examination and will theorize some bourgeoisie pseudo-solution. You know what we say to that? Go get a job you lazy bums then tell us about solutions to our problems. There is a saying that goes " The simplest answer is usually the right one". Who do these kids think they are marching in here and telling us about our problems? How rude!

Emma Goldman, the brilliant anarchist, explains in her essay, Syndicalism: Its Theory and Practice: "The feature which distinguishes Syndicalism from most philosophies is that it represents the revolutionary philosophy of labor conceived and born in the actual struggle and experience of the workers themselves - not in universities, colleges, libraries, or in the brain of some scientists. The revolutionary philosophy of labor, that is the true and vital meaning of syndicalism."

Communism is exactly what is meant by a theory developed by middle class college kid theoreticians. Marx, Engels, Lenin, all of 'em, yuppie schmucks if you ask me. Anarcho-syndicalism has working class background in that it is anarchism in practice by the workers themselves. Actual tangible anarchism that you can see working in Aragon in Spain during the Spanish Civil War.

Anarcho-syndicalism! Which is basically a system of economy in which workers distribute goods and services through freely federated labor unions. Anarcho-syndicalism combines the anti-governmentalism of anarchism and the organizing power of the labor union. Once we have rid our selves of the all plagues of the middle class (capitalism, communism, statism, authority, wages, bosses) we will truly be able to live in a free society of all workers.

Until that day it is the duty of all class conscious workers(workers who hate the boss class) to propagate the gospel of anarchism so that its is widely known amongst the workers of the world and can one day become the glorious reality it strives to be. A reality in which all beer, all pizza, and all 27" cable color TV's we be free for all the workers.

Freeloading will not be tolerated in an anarcho- syndicalist society. They (freeloading-non-workers) will be ostracized from the commune. (Ostracism is when you kick someone out of your community so they can no longer drink your beer, eat your food, or watch your TV, they are screwed.) All perpetrators of this crime may also be subject to public display of severe pantsing (for those of you who grew up under a rock pantsing is the act of pulling down an individuals pants exposing the persons bare dainties and publicly humiliating them in front of the entire 3rd grade). After a few merciless pantsing episodes, an individual will surely get his or her ass to work out fear of everyone seeing the skid marks on their tightie-whities. And if not, OSTRACISM!! All communists, Trotskyists, Maoists, Marxists, Leninists, Bosses, and Nazis may experience random pantsing episodes due to the fact that one can never pants them enough!

Let the merciless pantsing brutality commence!

Forward to a better world!

Pants your boss!