Things Better Than Workin For The Boss

1. Sex with our woman/man on our bed

2. Drinkin some brews at a barbecue

3. Watchin the Yanks beat the Red Sox AGAIN at Yankee Stadium

4. Sex with our womans/mans sister/brother on her/his floor

5. Chillin at the sportsbar, drinkin brews, watchin the De La Hoya fight

6. Hangin out at the Englishtown Lowrider show

7. Beating up your neighborhood college kid.

8. Having some oral sex with your womans/mans best friend in the kitchen

9. Eatin some pizza and drinkin some brews.

10. Hanging out with some friends at the town pool lookin for some new meat for when our woman/man finds out what we did to her/his best friend and her/his sister/brother.=)

11. Cruisin the streets of Jersey lookin for some big ass

12. Having some make up sex with woman/man cuz of fight last night when her/his sister told her/him what happened

13. Drinkin some beers and workin on the car

14. Drinkin some beers and watchin t.v.

15. Planing a vacation to Puerto Rico

16. Sleepin'

17. Takin' a crap

18. Watchin' or readin' porno vid/mag.

19. Listenin' to tunes

20. Just plain old not being at work!!

These are only a few things that are 10 times better than workin' for the boss 8hrs a day, 6 days a week. Expect this list to continue growing.


HEY!! Got any more things that need to be on this list? E-Mail us at njaw@lowrider.com with them and if they are good we will put them up.
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