America, being the most industrialized country, will be the first to behold this magnificent spectacle. Date not yet set. Watch for announcement.

Tickets for this colossal at all brances and supply stations. Two bucks and a half will give you an unobstructed view of the casket and its contents. Bring your friends.

Remember, this is the first show of its kind. Special arrangements have been made to bring capitalism to this country for the occasion. Enormous expenditure of time, sweat and blood-suffering-was undertaken to make this the "event of history"

Nothing like it ever pulled off before. This is absolutely the first and last appearance of this mighty hynotist in the role of self abatement. (Note: "Suicide," changed at the request of the Board of Sanitation.)

Come one, come all- short and tall, large and small- see capitalism kick the bucket. Watch him bite the dirt. Behold him turn his toes. Nothing omitted.

Positively only one performance of this gigantic one-act play given by the original company- all others are cheap imitations, fakes. Refreshments will be served. Dancing to follow.

Remember the place-America.

Bring the ladies.

Admission. $2.50; Season Tickets, $3