Dr. Von Slapshtick
| Name: |
Dr. Mortimer Von Slapshtick(Joseph Curren) |
| Age: |
Old enough to be the object your great grandmother used to pummel your uncle with when he clogged the drain by shaving a wild badger in the tub. |
| Occupation: |
World domination, being evil, and doing all sorts of naughty little things.But NOT(I repeat)NOT flipping over bits of ground up cattle corpses on hot metal gratings to feed the mindless drones of mundane suburbian civilization. |
| Sweater: |
a plaid pot holder with a lovely design of duckies and bunni....uhh....I mean.... no? |
| Turn-ons: |
My Laboratory, pigeons, the reanimating of dead tissue, oven cleaner and the sudden loss of cabin pressure(ahhhh...I do love it when the oxegen masks fall).
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| Turn-offs: |
Super heroes, gloves, Barbecues, and Stockard Channing.
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