Background on Complaint

I expect this page to be changed, but for now I thought it might be interesting to have.

COMPLAINT started in early ’03 and was for personal and some private use. I’d put it in my profile and send it to people to get a kick out of. Writing satire and ironic tales of my life and venting became something I am inclined to think that I’m pretty good at. Most people that I knew liked my site and thought it was funny. Of coarse, that was high school and before people I never met face to face started contacting me about the site.

In early first semester of my freshman year at college, I began getting contacted through the AIM by a few people who really enjoyed my website. Email came from as west as California, as north as Nova Scotia, as south as Mexico, and as east as France. Some people weren’t as happy with the things I’ve said (note the Mexico and France people), but the vast majority of people did enjoy it.

Early 2004 rolls around and I’m on winter break. I go on my website one day (which I was taking a break from until I could get on my faster dorm comp) and Angelfire had nuked my site. Obviously it was reported by some funless ass gnome who couldn’t take the amazing wit I had developed (or maybe someone who got mad when I sent them one of my “I did not read this email” responses. Regardless, my site was down.

Now, with an actual plan in mind and not just for the reason of pissing people off, I come back to help scourge the internet of goths, idiots and the French. Which brings me too….

Why is COMPLAINT back on the web after everything was nuked? Well, there are several reasons.

First, I missed it. I had no place to vent my anger and aggression and was starting to take out my anger on people that I shouldn’t have been taking it out on. COMPLAINT served a vital role in my venting. Hopefully I’ll be able to start doing fan/guest rants and even have regular writers doing stuff for my site. Whether they want to make a statement, want to show their friends that their meaningless lives had validity by being on the internet, or just need to scream I will hopefully be able to incorporate them into the site.

Second, I wanted to spite the ass that reported the site. My guess is that either it was the porno rant or the fact his feelings got hurt when I replied to an email of his with disparaging remarks.

Third, I liked having a site that I could show people and get a laugh out of others. It’s nice knowing, also, that people like me were out there and that they were as mad at stupidity as me. Also, I learned that Nova Scotia is the New Jersey of Canada. GO NOVA SCOTIA! GO NEW JERSEY. Nova Scotia probably means New Jersey in Canadian. Hahahahaha….

OK, I’ve gone on way too long about myself and the site. I’d just like to close with one last thing. To those of you that will read the content off this site from either me or anyone else and decide to write a hate mail: NONE OF US CARE ABOUT YOU. I may not be able to speak for everyone, but I personally won’t care about what you have to say about the site. I like it and if anyone else gets a laugh or intuitive thought from it, more power too them. To those that didn’t, get a life and stop sending hate mail to a stranger who won’t bother replying more than once… assholes.

Also, I know that this site has poor HTML skills. If I had better skills I would have an actual paid for domain name and what not. But I am NOT going to pay to just stick this simple little ass site on the internet. I need that money for art supplies.