I luv *******....hey we're dancin with *******-apparantly sumtin i said one drunken nite..
it's my birthday...its my birthday...-me tellin everybuddy it was my birthday...even when it wasnt
it's my birhtday, wheres my birthday kiss?-me at Egypt
it's my birthday...wanna see boobs?-umm ya..me again
hey if you had these boobs you'd be obsessed with them too!- me to everyone who thinks im obssessed with my boobs
i cant drink beer, it'll give me a yeast infection in my mouth- melissa
oh my god oh my god that guy had a gun, oh my god-ashon
hey look that mexican is almost as tall as greg!-me to our gang on ac boardwalk.
Psst...throw this sand at Danielle-me to kathy right before the whole sand fight broke out
wait whats this, shes down for the count...1..2..3...-me pinning kathy and counting as i smacked her butt
Muh neck, muh back, lick my d*ck n my sac- me n melissa shouting the male version of the song at the diner
Dollar a shot...dollar a shot-me with my bottle of hennesse to the crowd of people outside Pat's steaks.
GET IN THE CAR!!-everyone on the street tellin me to get in the stretch expedition limo.
Scuse me..whats this i hear about you stealin cell phones- state trooper Donahue to Paul Bunyan
Go! go! go! theyre not gunna follow us- melissa
What free ride an free beer...no boobs??-me an melissa to the pollocks
they didnt wanna see boobs..no wonder they are pollocks- me an mellissa
psst...kim, hook up with will. pass it down!--me to levi when we were playing telephone
make sure you dont go swimming with your phone--me to dennis
Umm you know thats the mens room right?--cop at Bethel mill park to me N the girls
naked people are scary--me n jill at bally's
whoever called and said i stole a phone can go to hell, but i am a pothead--Mr. Bunyan
