After Today
They've been laughin' since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the geek", no more "Goof of the week"
Like before
No more algebra tests 'til September
No more lookin' at losers like him
No more more havin' to cheat
No more mystery meat
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym!
Gonna move to the mall!
Gonna live in the pool!
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'!
After today she'll be mine!
After today my brains will be snoozin'!
If I don't faint I'll be fine!
I've got forty more minutes, of home economics
Then down with the text books
And up with the comics!
Just think of all the time I've been losin'
Finding the right thing to say!
But things will be going my way, after today
She looked right through me, and who could blame her?
I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof, and
After today I'm gonna be cruisin'!
No more pep rallys to cut! Yech!
After today my brains will be snoozin'!
I'm gonna sit on my butt
I've got less than an hour, and when this is ended
I'll either be famous
Or you'll be suspended!
Just think of all the time I've been losin'
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now 'till the end of July
Things'll be going my way, after today
I wish that this was the day after today
Stand Out
Open up your eyes, take a look at me
Get the picture fixed in your memory
I'm driven by the rythm like the beat of a heart
And I won't stop until I start
To stand out
To stand out
Some people settle for the typical thing
Livin' all their lives waiting in the wings
It ain't a question of "if", just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line
Once you're watching every move that I make
You gotta believe that I got what it takes
To stand out, above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
'Til ya notice me
If the sqeeky wheel's always gettin' the grease
I'm totally devoted to disturbing the peace
And I'll do it all again, when I get done
Until I become your number one
No method to the madness, and no means of escape
Gonna break every rule or bend them all outta shape
It ain't a question of "how", just a matter of when
You get the message that I'm tryin' to send
I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head
And you know I'm going all the way to the end
To stand out, above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out
'Til ya notice me
If I could make you stop and take a look at me
Instead of just, walkin' on
There's nothin that
I wouldn't do if it was gettin' you to notice
I'm alive
All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glance
To prove I got whatever it takes
It's a piece of cake
To stand out above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out, staaaand out
Stand out!
Stand out!
'Til mine is the only face you'll see
Gonna stand out
The Open Road
Goofy: Do you need a break from modern livin'?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together, upon the road
Come on Maxie! A-hyuck!
Max: All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
And the old man drives, like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!
Goofy: There's nothin' can upset me, cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Max: Roxanne please don't forget me, I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do!
Goofy: Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
Max: This is worse, than dragon breath and acne
Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max: I'm so mad I think I may explode
Goofy: When I see that highway I could cry
Max: Y'know that’s funny, so could I
Both: Just bein' out on the open road!
Cowgirls: Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?
Tow truck guy: Watch it mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed!
Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be turning 65
The next time I sees the open road!
Couple: Just a week of rest and relaxation
And the odd romantic episode!
Max: Very odd!
Mickey Mouse: Haha! And it's Cal-i-forn-i-a or bust!
Crazy old lady: Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust!
From now on, I own the open road!
Goofy: It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqeak pioneer
Nuns: They're partners forever, westward ho! Yeehah!
Max: Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here
To Beverly Hills, 90210?
Goofy: Oh, every day, another new adventure
Every mile, another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good
Max: And I'd go with them if I could
Chorus: I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!
Lester's Possum Park
Now gather 'round, my possum pals, join the jamboree
Come hoot and howl and holler from the heart
And every chicken, pig, and goat will help
By givin' out a yodel, here at Lester's Possum Park!
Lester's Possum Park!
Skin that cat Beula!
Visit Beula's farm of fiddles
Pet our varmits, taste our vittles
Lulu's lizard gizzard pie's a work of art!
Then do a do-si-do and dance
Like there's a possum in your pants
Down at Lester's Possum Park!
Well don't you wanna be?
A-hangin' from a tree?
We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always free!
Here at Lester's
Po...
Po...
Po...
Possum Park!
Nobody Else But You
Max: There are times when you drive me, shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missing, no offence, a screw
Goofy: None taken
Max: Still whatever mess I land in, who was always understandin'?
Nobody else but you
Goofy: Oh your moodyness is now and then bewilderin'
And your values may be, so to speak, askew
Max: Gesundheit!
Goofy: Thanks!
Max: Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each cat-a-strophy?
Nobody else but you
Both: Nobody else but you
It's just our luck, we're stuck together
Nobody else but you
Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through
Max: So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric
Goofy: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
Both: But when life becomes distressin'
Who will I be S.O.S'n?
Max: If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue!
Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated!
And he's nobody else, but...
Both: Nobody else but you
We've turned into, a true blue duo
Hard times, we've had a few
Goofy: Like we're thrown in the drink
Max: Like we're tossed outta town
Both: But when I start to sink
Hey I'd rather go down
With nobody else, but Y-O-U!
*kiss*
Max: Aw dad!
Eye 2 Eye
I got myself a notion
One I know that you'll understand
To set the world in motion
By reaching out for each other's hand
Maybe we'll discover what we should have known all along
One way or another together's where we Both belong
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
If a wall should come between us
To high to climb, to hard to break through
I know that love will lead us
And find a way to bring me to you
So don't be in a hurry
Think before you count us out
You don't have to worry
I won't ever let you drown
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
If you're ever lonely, stop
You don't have to be
After all is stolen, I'll beat a way from you to me
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye
