(You Ain't) Home on the Range
Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus,
Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won,
Out in the land of the desperado,
If yer as soft as an avocado,
Yee-ha! Yer guacamole, son!
Home, Home,
Thhis ain't it, pal!
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Better go git, pal!
You aint home on the range.
Out in the land where the weak are target practice,
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Out where the bad are a whole lot badder,
If yer the type with a nervous bladder,
Yip! Yow! Yer saddle's gonna reek!
'Cause you ain't home on the range,
Cowboy-
Yer really up the creek!
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the range
Little Patch of Heaven
I know a place,
Pretty as pie,
Out where the riverbend
Hits up with the end of the sky.
It's left of Nebraska,
And over a crest,
On a little patch of heaven
Way out west.
Ev'rything's green-
Know what I mean?
Darlin' it's quite the sweetest sight
Thatcha ever done seen.
Ain't nothin' much out there-
Just life at its best,
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west.
Bees by the dozen
Are buzzin'
Real peaceful.
Ev'ry bluebonnet,
Doggone it,
Smells nice.
Even the tumblin' tumbleweed
Slows down to match ter speed
On my tiny half-an-acre
Of paradise!
Ev'ry which way,
Buttercups sway.
Out on the hill, the daffodils
Are enjoyin' the day.
What could be better
Than settin' to rest,
On a little patch of heaven
Way out west?
Hummin' birds flutter
In utter
Contentment.
Ev'ry dark daisy
Feels lazy,
You bet.
Even the skeeters an' the fleas
Say "May,I," "Thanks"
and "Please"-
Why, it's just as close to perfect
As you can get!
Darlin', I swear-
Once you been there,
There ain't a view
Beneath the blue
That could ever compare!
The only thing missin'
Is you as my guest
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west...
Why don'tcha come visit?
There's room in my nest-
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west!
Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo
Now listen up!
There are crooks in this here West
Who have claimed to be the best,
And think they wrote the book on how to rustle.
Well, as good as they may be,
Not a one's as good as me,
An' I barely have to move a single muscle!
They call me mean, boys-
Depraved and nasty too.
And they ain't seen, boys,
The cruelest thing I do:
You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised!
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized!
He don't prod, he don't yell,
Still he drives them doggies well,
Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL!
Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,
I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Here we go, boys!
Five thousand cattle in the side pocket!
[Yodeling]
Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
A sound them cattle truly take to heart!
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art!
He don't rope-
Not a chance!
He just puts 'em in a trance!
He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!
Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo!
Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Dodle-adle-eedle-idle
I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo!
'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Will the Sun Ever Shine Again
Rain is pourin' down like the
heavens are hurtin'.
Seems like it's been dark since
Who knows when
How do you go on, never knowin'
for certain,
Will the sun ever shine again?
Fells like it's been years since
it started to thunder.
Clouds are campin' out in the valley
and glen.
How do you go on, when you can't help
but wonder.
Will the sun ever shine again?
What if the rain keeps fallin'?
What if the sky stays gray?
What if the wind keeps squallin',
And never go away?
Maybe the soon the storm will be
tired of blowin'.
Maybe soon it all will be over, amen.
How do you go on, if there's no way
of knowin'?
Will the sun ever shine?
Wish I could say.
Send me a sign-
One little ray.
Lord, if you're list'nin', how long
until then?
Will the sun ever shine again?
(You Ain't) Home on the Range (Echo Mine Reprise)
Out in the land where the heroes meet their makers,
Out in the land where the hale and hardy fall,
Out where the fearless get the shudders,
Justice is here, and it's wearin' udders!
Yee-Ha! The cows are walkin' tall!
Home, home,
This ain't it, pal!
Home, home,
Home on the range!
Home, home,
Better go git, pal!
Home, home on the range
Wherever the Trail May Lead
Come with me, and let's go wander
Far beyond the wild blue yonder,
Out where stars roam free.
Though the journey's far from breezy,
Stick with me, I'll make it easy-
You can depend on me.
Yeah, there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin', I swear,
I'll get us there,
Wherever the trail may lead.
Once we cross that far horizon,
Life is bound to be surprisin'-
But we'll take it day by day.
Never mind the wind and weather,
If we walk that trail together,
Somehow we'll find our way.
Yeah, there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin', I vow,
We'll get through somehow,
Wherever the trail may lead.
Can't tell you when we'll be there-
It may take all our lives.
We're headin' for that great unknown.
We'll soon be walkin' free there,
But 'til that day arrives,
At least we won't be travellin' alone...
And there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin, don't fear,
'Cause I'll be right here,
To give you the strength you need...
And through the whole ride,
I'll be by your side,
Wherever the trail may lead
Anytime You Need a Friend
When you're sad,
When you're feeling low
When you're hurt and don't know where to go.
Think of me-
There I'll be,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're down,
And your luck runs out,
Or if you're in trouble or in doubt,
It's OK-
Turn my way,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're scared,
I will stay with you,
When you feel you're falling,
I'll lift you.
When you're heart breaks,
I'll ease your aches,
Whatever it takes, I'm in-
Anytime you need a friend.
All our lives,
Anywhere we are,
Just reach out-I'll never be too far.
Come what may
There I'll stay
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're scared,
I will stay with you,
When you feel you're falling,
I'll lift you.
When you're heart breaks,
I'll ease your aches,
Whatever it takes, I'm in-
Anytime you need a friend.
When you need a friend,
Come what may,
There I'll stay,
Now until the very end,
Anytime you need a friend.
Anytime,
Whatever it takes,
Anytime,
Anywhere,
Anytime you need a friend
Anytime you need a friend (Reprise)
When you're sad,
When you're feeling low
When you're hurt and don't know
where to go.
Think of me-
There I'll be,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're down,
And your luck runs out,
Or if you're in trouble or in doubt,
It's OK-
Turn my way
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're scared,
I will stay with you,
When you feel you're falling,
I'll lift you.
When you're heart breaks,
I'll ease your aches,
Whatever it takes, I'll do.
I'll be there,
Taking care,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're blue,
I will console you.
When your world is ending,
I'll hold you.
When you're lonely,
Come lean on me.
I promise I'll see you through.
All our lives,
Anywhere we are,
Just reach out-I'll never be too far.
Come what may
There I'll stay
From now until the very end...
Anytime you need a friend.
