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The Happiest Home in These Hills
He's gone that-a-way
He's went this-a-way
He's up a tree I think!
Oh Petey, Oh Petey...
Where are you?
Please come back
Oh Petey, Oh Petey
You're like a son to us
We miss you, We miss you
If I get near him you can bet
I won't miss him with this
I'll cook you cake and gingerbread
Bring you tea in bed on a tray
We'll slave while you go fishing
You'll get permission to run and play
These tears oughta show you I care
Come back, by cracky we'll share
The happiest home in these hills...in these hills!
Gonna snag him, gag him, drag him through town
Put his head in the river, let the pup drown
Trap him, strap him, wrap him in a sack
Yeah!
Tie him screaming to a railroad track
We'll have you sing in chapel
You'll be the apple of Momma's eye
I'll tend to all your sowing and do your mowing
So just rely on me
Dang, we know you're out there
It's late, we're waiting to share
The happiest home in these hills...in these hills!
Gonna paw him, claw him, saw him in half
When he cries out for mercy we'll just laugh
Beat him, heat him, eat him for dessert
Yeah!
Roast him gently so the flames won't hurt
We'll swim and you'll go camping
You'll be a champ in your own backyard
Our love is overflowing, it keeps on growin'
You'll sleep good knowing you're home in these hills...
We're gonna string him from a tree
In these hills
We're gonna sting him like a bee
In these hills
We're gonna spill him on his head
In these hills
We're gonna fill him full of lead
In these hills

Boo Bop BopBop Bop (I Love You, Too)
I look in your eyes
And you whisper sweetly
We don't match in size
But we fit so neatly
It's nice waking up
When you're close beside me
Humming in my ear
I love you, too
Remember the night
When you first confided
And things went so right
That we both decided
Now we're together and life is perfect
Don't ever disappear
Oh really?
Oh you're just saying that
Is it true?
I love you, too
We're walking down a road of our own
Where rain can never fall
I'm glad I don't have to be alone
You know what to say
When I want direction
You don't turn away
When I need protection
Your voice is the sound of an angel singing
Music I wait to hear
Say it again!
And again!
Everything seems so new
I love you, too
I love you, too
I love you, too

I Saw a Dragon
LAMPIE: A dragon, a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
A green and seething fire-breathing
Monster is in sight
With eyes of red, a lion's head
And wings as dark as night
Oh, he has a jaw of gleaming teeth
He's 50 feet in height
It's true, it's true
Oh, what are we to do?
It's true, it's true
He'll break us all in two
Oh, he's comin' in
His great big fin is right against the door
So board up all the windows
And get down on the floor
A dragon, a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
His tail lashing
He'll be smashing every shop in town
With scaly feet he'll crack the streets
And tear the steeple down
It's not some loony dream
I heard a scream from Sheriff Brown
It's true, it's true
Oh, what are we to do?
It's true, it's true
CROWD: Old Lampie's in a stew
LAMPIE: A dragon, a dragon
I swear there was a dragon
CROWD: You're off your hinges
All those binges put you in a haze
NORA: You crazy fools, it's all your doggone
Fault he's in a daze
Let go of me
Let go of me
And mend your wicked ways
CROWD: What makes you think, there ever was
There never was
There, never, never, ever was a dragon
There never, never, never, never...
Was a dragon

It's Not Easy
NORA: What does he look like?
PETE: Just a plain ordinary dragon
NORA: How plain? How ordinary?
PETE: He has the head of a camel
The neck of a crocodile
NORA: It sounds rather strange
PETE: He's both a fish and a mammal
And I hope he'll never change
'Cause it's not easy
To find someone who cares
NORA: It's not easy
To find magic in pairs
PETE: I'm glad I found him
I love him
I won't let him get away
'Cause it's not easy
NORA: You say the head of a camel
The neck of a crocodile
PETE: And the ears of a cow!
NORA: It's clear that friends can be different
Yes, I understand you now
BOTH: It's not easy
To find someone who cares
It's not easy
To find magic in pairs
NORA: Now that you have him
Hold him
Treasure him from day to day
It's so easy
Life is lollipops and raindrops
With the one you love
Someone you can always be with
Argue and agree with
PETE: Climb the highest tree with!
BOTH: It's not easy
To share somebody's dream
It gets easy
When you work as a team
NORA: You've got to tend it
Fan it
PETE: That's what I plan to do
Oh, I had one friend by my side
Now I have two
Him and you
NORA: Him and me
BOTH: And it's so easy

Passamashloddy
DR. TERMINUS: How wonderful to see your smiling faces again
I...I've never known such warmth, such welcome
Such loving hospitality
MAN I: Get out ya quack!
MAN II: And don't bring those phony remedies here again!
WOMAN: Go on back where you belong, jail!
DR. TERMINUS: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
I sense enthusiasm
I sense loving response
And that's why I feel that this is my home away from home
I've been bringing cures from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown
Treated rabbit fever down on Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritis, mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns and blue abrasions, got a pill for all occasions!
Little Sipperwhissit was so nice to visit
And Scraggy-Neck is lovely to recall
MAN: Why didn't ya stay there?
DR. TERMINUS: But through all my trips
Good Lord there's one place
One call now, one town on my lips
Why it's...Poddamaquassy, uh, Paquamasoddy, no, no...
Passamamassy, uh, Quoddamapoddy, p...p...Passamadaddy
Uh, Quoddamapassy, uh, Passamahoddy?
Oh, I know! It's Passamashloddy!
TOWN'S FOLK: No, it's Passamaquoddy!
DR. TERMINUS: Of course, that's what I meant to say
WOMAN: I took your drug for losing weight
And now I'm a blob!
DR. TERMINUS: But now that there's so much more of you to love!
I wiped out impetigo on the banks of Buttermilk
Flu is under firm control in Powderhole
Terminus potions, tablets and lotions
Major news in modern science
Step up now and join my clients
Spent the day in Buzzard's Bay
They couldn't keep me there
Even turned away from Kingdom Hall
MAN: My hair was grey and thanks you to it turned into pink
DR. TERMINUS: But that colour - it's so becoming!
TOWN'S FOLK: We're gonna wash your phony tonics right down the sink!
DR. TERMINUS: Wait, listen, my specialties are
Audiology, Mycology, Sarology, Teritology
Embryology, Psychology, Zoology!
And every other 'ology' you can think of!
My friends, you're not giving me a chance
I brought all these medicines back from Paris, France
WOMAN I: I trust him!
WOMAN II: I believe in the doc!
MAN: I'd put my life in his hands!
DR. TERMINUS: My friends you've seen a miracle!
And you'll see many more
People will come pouring in from land and sea!
We'll have centuries for testing
Let's start investing
Keep those dimes and dollars mounting
I'll do the counting
Everyone who lives here will be strong and healthy
You'll be getting richer by the day!
TOWN'S FOLK: Yay!
DR. TERMINUS: Hear the mclaimers
This town will be famous
The whole wide world will look at us and say
It's...
Poddamaquassy, no, Paquamasoddy, no, no, Passamamassy
Uh, Quoddamapoddy, p...p...Passamadaddy
q...q...q...Quoddamapassy...
Quoddamaddy, Dappadaddy, Dappamossy, Quoddapossy
Quassapossa, Passaquossa, ha ha ha ha!
TOWN'S FOLK: Passamaquoddy!
DR. TERMINUS: I know!

Candle on the Water
I'll be your candle on the water
My love for you will always burn
I know you're lost and drifting
But the clouds are lifting
Don't give up, you have somewhere to turn
I'll be your candle on the water
'Till every wave is warm and bright
My soul is there beside you
Let this candle guide you
Soon you'll see a golden stream of light
A cold and friendless tide has found you
Don't let the stormy darkness pull you down
I'll paint a ray of hope around you
Circling in the air
Lighted by a prayer
I'll be your candle on the water
This flame inside of me will grow
Keep holding on, you'll make it
Here's my hand, so take it
Look for me reaching out to show
As sure as rivers flow
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go

There's Room for Everyone
NORA: There's room for everyone in this world
If everyone makes some room
Won't you move over and share this world
Everyone make some room
Even a dragon deserves a place, a wide open space
With no reins, no chains
He wants to play games, dance with you
Give him a chance to sing his song
He only wants to belong
PETE: There's room for everyone in this world
Will everyone make some room
Spread out while Elliott gets uncurled
Fly on his back and zoom!
NORA AND PETE: Rock him, and ride him, and line up beside him
You'll see how quickly you blend
NORA: A dragon is just one more stranger
In search of a friend
From an ant to a bird to a buffalo herd
Let them walk and fly and roam
Step aside, let them live, it's simple to give
Like us, they just need a home
There's room for everyone in this world
Back up and make some room
Let's all move over and share this world
Everyone make some room
Just think how far out the ocean goes, the whirling wind blows
Shore to shore, door to door
Think of the valleys, the mountaintops, the Earth never stops
So deep so high, with miles of sky, we all have part of the pie
There's room for everyone in this world
Will everyone make some room
Love given freely can spare this world
Let friendly feelings bloom!
PETE AND KIDS: Just give an inch, give a yard, never flinch
When the time comes to offer a hand
NORA: So let's all make sure we give everyone somewhere to stand (Let's all make sure we give everyone somewhere to stand)
Just the way God planned it, just the way God planned

Every Little Piece
DR. TERMINUS: Dragon whiskers, dragon toes
A dragon tooth and a dragon nose
Every little piece
Every little piece
We could make a million
By slicing him, dicing him
Hoagy: We could sell every little shell
There's enough of him to go around
Money, money, money
By the pound
Every little piece
Every little piece
I can take a scissor
And clip him up, rip him up
Every little part is a work of art
Think of what a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon and a string
BOTH: Dragon liver can cure a cold
Dragon powder grows hair
With dragon blood you'll never grow old
DR. TERMINUS: Every item is covered with gold
HOAGY: Every item is covered with gold
DR. TERMINUS: Every little piece
Every little piece
Dragon you're my wagon to destiny
You're the key
Every little shred moving me ahead
Every dream of mine will be fulfilled
What a dragon business we can build
BOTH: Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
Dragon fat is for burns
A dragon tear will clear up your skin
DR. TERMINUS: Watch the profits come rolling in
BOTH: Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece, every little crease
DR. TERMINUS: All lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up, tie him up
Drag him from the cave
Show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up, grind him up
Lop him up, chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle, jangle sound?
HOAGY: Oh, yeah!
BOTH: It's money, money, money
By the pound
DR. TERMINUS: Money, money, money
Crowns
HOAGY: Sous
DR. TERMINUS: We'll have banks full of francs
Quids
HOAGY: Bucks
BOTH: In truckloads
Cash
DR. TERMINUS: Stocks
HOAGY: Bonds
DR. TERMINUS: Bigger shares
HOAGY: Millionaires!
DR. TERMINUS: Marks
HOAGY: Yens
BOTH: In tens and twenties
Cash
Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
Dragon fat is for burns
A dragon tear will clear up your skin
DR. TERMINUS: Watch the profits come rolling in
BOTH: Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece, every little crease
DR. TERMINUS: Lead us to the dragon
We'll buy him up
HOAGY: Tie him up
DR. TERMINUS: Drag him from the cave
Show him that we're brave
We'll bind him up, grind him up
Lop him up, chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle, jangle sound?
HOAGY: Oh, yeah!
BOTH: It's money, money, money
By the pound
DR. TERMINUS: It's money, money, money
By the pound
HOAGY: It's money, money, money
By the pound

Brazzle Dazzle Day
NORA: It's a brazzle dazzle day
So throw off the past and ev'rything in it
That's the brazzle dazzle way
Enjoying your time from minute to minute
Running through the sand without your shoes on
PETE: Shoes on
NORA: Making sure that you don't keep your blues on
PETE: Finding a boat we can cruise on
NORA: It's a brazzle dazzle day
When you think of love and never of sorrow
That's the brazzle dazzle way
To do your work now
LAMPIE: And take off tomorrow
Flying through the air
You don't need wings on
NORA & PETE: Wings on
LAMPIE: Climb right up and feel the thrill it brings on
ALL: Rock with the wind as it sings on
NORA & PETE: Ride higher and higher
And glide above the clouds
Free
No one to catch us or slow us
Even the birds are below us
A lifetime of joy in just a few hours
ALL: All our brazzle dazzle years have just begun
We'll follow the sun and replay
This brazzle dazzle day
LAMPIE: When your job becomes a frolic you'll become a brass-aholic
ALL: Ride higher and higher and glide above the clouds
Free
No one to catch us or slow us
Even the birds are below us
It's a brazzle dazzle day
A lifetime of joy
In just a few hours
All our brazzle dazzle years
Have just begun
We'll follow the sun
And replay:
This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day

Bill of Sale
MA GOGAN: Lady, that boy is ours!
GOGANS: We got a bill of sale right here
MA GOGAN: That says he belongs to us
BROTHER GOGANS: We bought him fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss
PA GOGAN: Look here, read the writin' that gives us a legal claim
GOGANS: Oh we got a bill of sale right here
MA GOGAN: With dear little Petey's name!
NORA: I don't believe it
MA AND PA: We got a bill of sale in hand
And lady, if you don't budge
BROTHER GOGANS: We'll pick ya up right where you stand
And bring ya before the judge
NORA: No Sir!
GOGANS: That boy is our property
Same as the family cow
'Cause we got a bill of sale right here
And we're gonna take him now
NORA: You can't have him (Gotta do his chores)
You don't love him (Make him gonna wash the doors)
All you've done (Shine shoes) up to now (Turn screws) is break his heart (Fix the broken fuse)
You'll abuse him (He's so good at feedin 'hogs)
And just use him (Pitchin' hay and choppin' logs)
Look out, or I'll take you apart (We'd like to see you try it)
GOGANS: We got a bill of sale right here
He's ours until he dies
NORA: Stay where you are - just one more move
And you'll get it between the eyes
You won't make a slave of him
Even if you connive
GOGANS: Yes we will, cause we got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here
Right here!
NORA: You can't have him (He's gotta clean and sweep)
You don't love him (Feed the hens and comb the sheep)
All you've done (Plant seeds) up to now (Pull weeds) is break his heart (Watchin' while we eats)
You'll abuse him (Carry water from the well)
And just use him (Answer everytime we yell)
Watch out, or I'll take you apart (We'd like to see you try it)
GOGANS: We got a bill of sale right here
That says he belongs to us
Fight all ya want
Won't do no good to holler and fume and fuss
Nora: Leave town, keep on goin' before I can count to five!
PA: We got a bill of sale right here (I'll protect...)
BROTHER GOGAN: We got a bill of sale right here (...him...As)
We got a bill of sale right here, right here! (...long as I'm...alive!)