Rhyno quotes!
"This is Rhino and I'm the best part of this fucking CD, and If you don’t think so I’ll come through them speakers and spear your ass through a fucking table you dirt bag son of a bitch." from the ECW Anarchy Rocks CD
"Rob Zombie must spend a lot of time at home, watching tapes of Rhino, because NO one in the world fits the description, better then me, of the SUPERBEAST." talking about Rob Zombie's song, Superbeast in the linear notes from ECW Anarchy Rocks CD
"Come on Spike! Get up!" Rhyno
WWE.com: And you're doing a little bit of working out?
Rhyno: Oh yeah. I've been training for a while. Actually, I took a couple of weeks off to get some stuff done around the house. I'm an electrician now. I do drywall work. I redid the hardwood floors. You name it. So if Vince McMahon or Linda McMahon need their floors done in their house, don't call anybody. Call me. I take pride in my work (laughs).
“Rhyno is the cure for Jerichoholism.” - Paul Heyman
"I love LA! I love big breasted women! I'm addicted to internet porn... Oh, I guess I shouldn't have said the last one." Rhyno, WWE House Show 11/22/03 LA, CA
February 2004 WWE Smackdown Magazine: "What sports did you play in school?"
”I never thought I’d see in a million years you not have the, how do you say it, Ca-hones?” - Rhyno to Eddie (Glad to see all those Acting lessons paid off, Rhyno-buddy)
Christian quotes!
Christian is seated - so the camera is low enough that we don't see Angle's head as he paces behind him. "Kurt, are you absolutely sure that you wanna do this?"
"Which brings me to Jeff Jarrett. I've got two things to say to you. One-you should never wear white pants after Labor Day. And two-I've come to TNA to take the one thing that's eluded me my entire career. The one thing we can both agree on is the most important and prized possession in this sport, the NWA World Heavyweight Championship." -- Christian Cage
Coach: "Who would win a match between you and..."
Christian: "Me."
Coach: "Wait -- but you haven't even heard the question yet..."
Christian: "Me."
Coach: "...a match between yourself and Conquistador II?"
Christian: "Oh, that is a tough guy. A tough contender certainly, former tag team champion, but I think I would come out ahead in that one. Conquistador 1 now, I would kill him."
"I forgot about the midgets!" - Christian, showing Trish pictures of Jericho and his night out.
"The fury of the Brood will rage...forever"
"Kevin, I said last week on 'Raw' that Edge and Christian wouldn't settle for anything less than the World Wrestling Federation tag team titles. We beat the Hardy Boyz. We beat the Dudley Boyz, We accomplished a life-long goal, and that was to win these titles... but not without immense pain, and believe me, when I say, I'll go throught it all tommrow, to keep these things." post WrestleMania
Christian dialing the phone: ‘We rule, we rule, we rule. Sweet, sweet! Yeah call to Edge please (pause). Of course he’ll accept the charges you hose-beast get off the phone!’
"Ya know, everybody makes such a big deal, here in Dallas, about the JFK assassination: Was it a loan gun-men? Or was it some sord of conspiracy? - It so doesn't make a difference! If JFK would have spent five more minuets in Dallas, he would have committed suicide anyway!"
"Yeah, several times. Well, let me tell you something, we're more focused than we've ever been and our preparation for this match is second to none. And believe me we ARE going into Wrestlemania 2000, we WILL beat the Hardy Boys, we WILL beat the Dudley Boys and we're gonna walk out with the World Wrestling Federation tag team championships. Why? Because we won't settle for any less."
"Yeah Matt and Jeff are great...just ask them they'll tell you."
"Boys with a 'z', is that supposed to scare us?"
"We have a pretty good track record too. We beat you guys in the cage match. We beat you guys for #1 contendership. But lately all I've been hearing is Matt and Jeff...oh the Hardy Boyz. You know the last time I check Edge and Christian were in this match too. Not just the Hardy Boyz."
"I guess I should take the `S' out of Christian and call myself 'Chriztian.' "
"We've brought a little high octane coolosity with us."
"We beat them plenty of times and you don't see us rubbing it in their faces." Still refeering to the Hardyz
"What's that skank doing here?" Talking about Tori
"What kind of Doctor do you think perscribes glasses with no lenses such as those that the Dudleys wear? Is that what they do in Dudleyville? IS THAT WHAT THEY DO IN DUDLEYVILLE!?"
"Rikishi is so gonna pay for inventing that stinky, disgusting, vile move."
"You know we just want to let our fans know that there is absolutely nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are now 100% ass free!"
"Why would you dye your hair like a 14 year old girl? What do you mean why? We're the fightenness champions of all time. That's why we do it." To Michael Cole after being asked why they're putting the belts up in a match against two teams
"Greetings inhabitants of Indianapolis. You know Indiana is so known for two things. It's rich storied basketball history and choking. Whether it be Bob Knight choking his players or as the past as proven the Indiana Pacers choking in the playoffs."
"Speaking of sore losers how fitting is it that we are in the capitol city of sore losers, Buffalo New York? I'm talking Super Bowls, Stanley Cups Finals, O.J. It so doesn't get any more depressing than right here!"
"Now before we so beat up the Dudley Boyz I just want to say greetings to all our fans in the Windy City. I guess they call it the Windy City because let's face it this town blows! And like so many other cities in this nation, Chicago you have a serious case of the uglies."
"Greetings to all our fans here in Memphis. Now as we all know there are two types of Elvis. There was fat Elvis and really fat Elvis. But you know the sad thing is none of us will ever get the chance to find out how fat Elvis would have really been cause he ended up just like this town...dead!"
Edge quotes!
"Super heros? Well if memory serves me right you two were bouncing around in a pair of plaid tights before you wrestled us. Why don't you sit here and talk about yourselves all day cause I'm sick of all this bullshit" talking to the Hardyz
"I'm the reason you're bald!" - Edge to Angle
"Go back to the indy's, asshole!" -- Edge to Matt Hardy on Raw; July 19, 2005
Edge: "Albert, A-Train, Big Hairy Ape...whatever he is calling himself now."
"We have rainbow brite in the ring right now with the multi-colored hair." refering to Jeff
"Rainbow's upset." Again talking about Jeff after he got hit by Dean Malenko
"We want those tag team belts cause we haven't had them and damnit we deserve them."
"No controversy there JR. We won it fair and square."
"A lock of my hair went on Ebay for $50. Shipping and handling not included."
Edge: "Hold on a second Hugh Morrus. You know what? I think I have a better handle for you like Hugh Suck!"
"I know you're all disappionted that we didn't do that mysterious running through the crowd thing but it's become a bit much. So for the next five seconds we generously pose for the benefit of those with flash photography."
"I can't believe we lost the cover of Tiger Beat because of this!! Edge after getting a stink face
"Some people call it cockiness, some people call it confidence I think it's the latter."
"We don't do anything illegal we do 'run-ins' "
"To be perfectly honest we can't stand either team." about the Dudley Boyz and Too Cool
"Now even though you are sore losers tonight we will unviel a very special new pose. So for the benefit of those with flash photography we call this, "If you had to hit that field goal you wouldn't be national jokes may have won a superbowl instead of losing four in a row but you didn't so too bad" for five seconds only!"
"I mean think of all the ugly things this city is known for. Roger Ebert, Oprah, the Cubs record. Which is why for the benefit of those with flash photography we graciously offer an extra two seconds to our usual five for a grand total of, you got it Shy Town seven seconds of Edge and Christian!"
"But the good news is for the benefit of flash photography we offer a brand new pose for five seconds only and we call this one, 'A hunka hunka of Edge and Christian.' "
"That's the last time I suck that paincycle!"
"Well, I've never technically been *in* Christian" -
"Now I don't know if my brother mentioned this but this is totally unfair! So for the benefit of those with flash photography we say put it away. Because out of protest of this match there will be no five second pose. And this is totally unfair!"
"So for the benefit of those with flash photography we call this new five second pose, "Kane we're really sorry we bashed you in the head with chairs on Smackdown and Undertaker you're a pretty cool guy too" and we want this pose to symbolize the ending of this match."
"You know, I feel sorry for you Minnesotans...who have nothing to cheer for but freaks! I mean, when your greatest living sports hero is a fat, overrated weeble like Kirby Puckett...and your intercontinental champion has been burned more times than Kevin Garnett in the playoffs...well that can be pretty depressing."
"Which is why you people are in for a very special treat - a new intercontinental champion that totally reeks of something nonexistant in Minneapolis - and that is awesomeness!"
"This totally reeks of uncoolness!"
"Now we usually don't do this but tonight we are going to forfit our five seconds. We are going to forfit it to someone who reeks of awesomeness as much as us. So for the benefit of those with flash photography we call this new five second pose, "The next WWF champion."
"You know the ironic thing is, is Christian is really sick. Sick and tired of being in Dallas, Texas! And what is up with Dallas's sports franchises? I mean the Dallas Stars proved that they are not repeat champions and the Dallas Cowboys proved that they are repeat offenders."
"Moving right along we've all heard the old saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas." Well with that being said fest your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag team partner. He's 7'4", he's 500 pounds he is the totally Big Show!"
"Oh come on it was totally chairalicious. Jeffery Hardy always had a multi-colored head now it's just a little bit flatter."
"Masters of the conchairtio!"
"I don't understand it we beat these two teams (Hardyz and Dudleys) numerous times besides a minor bump in the road we're the most successful tag team in the World Wrestling Federation. It came down to a midget to pop a stick in Christian's gentials but it was a minor bump in the road."
"I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beatiful!"
"Lita will do a Hardy for anything."
"Rikishi, you will rue the day that you ever decided to wear a thong to the ring and disgrace the faces that these people love"
"Now we relize that Long Island - not exactly the best people in the nation! So, so, to appease your appetites for beatiful faces, instead of the customary five seconds, we will now post for... SIX seconds!, for the benefit of those of you with flash photography.... Now, if our friends here can stay sober long enough to fufill their obligations, I say... let the open challange commense."
"Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, how do I tell you? Your Olympic gold medal win was inspiring, it was uplifting, but more importantly it was *six* years ago."
"Our nuts are good. Want to try some Lily?"
"You know, Triple H, that was a very stirring speech. But you failed to mention one very important point...that you came down there and you hit all of us with a sledgehammer. Now being one of those guys that you hit with a sledgehammer, lemme just say that I didn't exactly enjoy it. You know, you're supposed to be a 'good guy,' and I'm supposed to be a 'good guy.' Good guys usually don't have problems with each other - but to be blunt about it...I don't give a crap. Now, on Sunday, you may take Jericho down to hell. And I will definitely shave Kurt Angle bald...but uh, I've been having this feeling in my stomach - it's kinda been boiling, it's been bubbling in the pit of my stomach. I've been feeling pretty competitive since last week - I've been feeling like I wanta PLAY THE GAME."
"You know, I've been in this business for about nine years now...and in those nine years, when it comes to injuries, I've been pretty lucky...up until now. You see, last week in a cage match with Kurt Angle, I did a spear off the top rope, and....I tore up my shoulder pretty bad - bad enough that the doctors say I'm gonna need surgery, and...I'm not gonna be around for a little while. You know, I've been replaying this match in my head over and over since last week, and I've been thinking about it, and I've probably been thinking about it way too much. But I'm pissed off! I'm mad at myself, I'm mad at my body for giving out on me. I'm mad because now this company has finally put the ball in my hands, and now I can't hold onto it. But if you ask me if I'd take that risk again - would I do that spear off the top rope again? - I'd tell you you're damn right I would. Because that risk helped me beat Kurt Angle's ass 1, 2, 3, right in the middle of the ring. And I'd take that risk again because I love this business. I love everything about this business, and you know what, that's what kills me the most. It kills me to come out here and tell you that I can't do this for a while. It kills me to come out here and say that I can't defend my King of the Ring throne this year. But what kills me most of all is to come out here and forfeit my first round match tonight against Chris Jericho. I don't blame ya, I feel the same way you do, but if you're asking yourself 'Is Edge gonna come back?' ... I'd tell you 'you're damn right I will!' And when I come back, I have one goal in mind - and that goal is to win the Undisputed WWE Championship."
E-n-C quotes!
(Christian heard puking his guts out in the background)
Kurt Angle!
"You can hug Carlito, he's gay." - Angle to Edge after he asked for a group hug on WWE Unlimited.
"I am the first co Intercontinental and European champion, except for D'lo Brown,but he doesn't count." - Kurt Angle
Angle, speaking backstage to Edge: "You know, you, me and Christian always used to hang out, but the truth is, I never really liked him, never trusted him. He had these beady little eyes. He kind of reminded me of the world's ugliest pretty boy!"
Kurt Angle, to Rey Mysterio: “Just because a 12 year old kid stopped mowing lawns, put on a kooky mask and pinned me doesn’t mean it counted! Sorry kid, you know the rules. You must be THIS HIGH to talk to Kurt Angle. Make sure you let Dorothy, the tin man and all the Munchkins know your butt is mine at Summerslam!”
"I wrestled at 189 pounds, and later heavyweight. I played football, too, as a nose guard and tackle. But it didn't matter, I was f***in' crazy, I could switch just like that, in the middle of the game. I also did a little tap dance and ballet. I was in theatre, too, ya know, the XXX movies. But that was after school. Me and a couple of friends got together..." — Rhyno
Yeah I'm so sniffly right now and I don't want to deprive our fans of anything less than 100% so I think it's in our best interest if you face one of the Acolytes on your own tonight.
Edge: Oh hold it in little buddy. (Mick and EMT come in) I told ya. Listen. Did you hear that? I'm so glad you're here. Come on little buddy you ok? See.
Mick: Guys I'm really sorry about the food poisoning...wait a second wait a second I was going to tell you that you had to pass tonight but I was going to make you defend your titles on RAW.
Because this is the home of the Atlanta Braves winners of countless national league pennants and quite possibly the best damn team in the past ten years. But despite all that the Braves are known for one thing above all else...
Edge: ...Being the New York Yankees personal bitches. So for the benefit of those with flash photography... this is a rendition of the past four World Series around these parts. We call this, "The bitch Atlanta Braves"
He is dumb, but otherwise jolly
Get a scale, but now he doesn't
Hardcore Holly is his cousin......
Sometimes they call him Elroy Jetson!"
-Edge makes the oxicute noise with his tounge-