"The Hardy Boyz don't belong in a wrestling ring; they belong in a circus the way they fly around!" Hardcore Holly
"Your dancing days are over, fat boy!" Hardcore Holly, attacking Rikishi
Josh wanted to know why Holly would accept the stip of his career being on the line.
Hardcore Holly “Have you seen my career? I’m not putting up that much.”
"That's some roadkill right there!" Hardcore Holly to Badd Ass Billy Gunn, indicating the beaten-up Road Dogg
"What are you laughing at? Where were you?!" Crash (after getting a bloodbath)
"Do you know how FUNNY you look?" Hardcore Holly
"Kane, it seems to me you don't know who Hardcore Holly is - you see, I'm the Big Shot! So, if you want some of Hardcore Holly ... besides blindsiding me like you did last night, I tell you what, why don't you bring your Big Red diapered ass down by the ramp and fight me face to face, because I tell you what, I'm ready for you tonight, ya Big Red Retard!" Hardcore Holly
Hardcore Holly: "As much as you people like to listen to me talk, I don't have time for any one of you right now. Now Al Snow, YOU are a complete idiot. YOU are the reason why Wal-Mart have pulled MY dolls off their shelf. So now, all my Hardcore Holly fans out there are gonna have the worst Christmas of their lives! And what's Christmas without a Hardcore Holly doll? There ain't no Christmas, ain't that right Crash?"
Al Snow: "This is making me sick!"
Hardcore Holly: "It'll be okay...So Al, you can go around mutilating people, cuttin' people's heads off - hey that's fine and dandy - that's YOUR business. Hey, I can forgive you for something like that. But when you affect the sales of my merchandise - I CAN'T forgive you."
Hardcore to Molly about Spike and his family: "As a matter of fact, I did talk to him. And he's absolutely right - for once. First of all, Dudleyz DO put women through tables. Second of all, you can't trust a Dudley, no matter how nice they seem to be. And as far as tonight goes, I'm gonna finish the job that Crash started. And trust me, you'll thank me one day."
"You're just a girl. You don't know what you feel." Hardcore Holly to Molly Holly, who told him she loved Spike Dudley.
Hardcore Holly to Gangrel: "Dracula you fat bastard."
Crash Holly (looking all proud and excited): "You know, cousin… the Acolytes aren't the ONLY ones who can offer protection around here!"
Hardcore Holly: "What is WRONG with you? I think I've whacked you in the head one too many times."
"Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.." Crash talking to himself...
"You think I'm cute?! My Mama told me I was cute but--you really think so?" Crash
"No one dresses like a ninja and attacks a Holly." Molly to Michael Cole on Raw
Raven: "You know for years I thought my family was screwed up. I got to thank my parents for not being related."
Molly Holly: "Hey! Enough talk, is your women coming or not?"
Raven:"She's coming, and she's not my women. I don't have a women.... Yet!"
"Last week, Raven's mystery driver cost my cousin the Hardcore Title. So the way I figure it? I owe her a beating!" Molly Holly to Michael Cole (February 5, 2001)
William Regal: "Are you all right, dear? You seem a little trepidatious, always rubbing your hands."
Molly Holly: "Well you see, William, tonight is the first night that I'm in the ring with Spike Dudley since we broke up last year. Yeah, I'm a bit nervous because Spike was such a pervert. Yeah, one time...he tried to go to second base with me!"
William Regal: "D'you mean he tried - that filthy, disgusting swine!"
Molly Holly: "But thankfully, I didn't let him - I was much too good for him anyway."
William Regal: "You most certainly are, dear - rest assured you don't have to worry about that miserable little toerag tonight; I'll take care of him. You just remember what I taught you"
Terri: "Do you have a personal vendetta against the Women's Champion [Trish]?"
Molly Holly: "Of course I have, Terri - I mean, she hit me over the head with the title last week! But, I'm over that now. Now, my problem is with you. I'm supposed to take you seriously as a credible journlaist when all I can think about is this - I mean, look at this! You can practically see your nipples! And to think that you have a monthly column called 'RAW Sex?' Ugh! Disgusting! You and Trish, you're just alike - you set a horrible example for women today by exploiting their bodies."
Trish Stratus interrupts: "Wow - what else you got in there?"
Molly Holly: "Excuse me?"
Trish: "Sorry to interrupt, but you know it's just that I finally figured out why you dislike Terri and I so much - I mean, you know, you talk about this and that but really it's, it's 'cause you - you got a big ass!"
Molly Holly: "What did you just say to me?"
Trish: "Yeah, you know you talk about morals and about us not doing our Diva thing, and I think the problem is you just, you got a big ass - and...your ass is like an amphitheatre! I mean...it's so big you can show like a whole drive-in movie on that thing! What I'm trying to say, Molly, is that you got a whole lotta junk in your trunk."
Molly Holly: "So...you're sleazy AND crass. Trish, you don't deserve to be a champion. In fact, you bring that title down. A WWE Women's Champion should be pure, wholesome, and virtuous...like me. So whaddaya say you and I get this over with, and get in the ring?"
Trish: "Okay, Molly...I'll give you a match tonight - and if you beat me, you get your title shot. But if you lose - well - then you're gonna have to wrestle in one of these... shows her thong "
Molly Holly: "Fine. I'll see you in the ring! -she leaves and covers her butt with the RAW Magazine-"
Molly Holly: "Yeah, I know what Trish said, okay? And yeah, I was offended. But maybe I offended her by beating her in the ring last week. Just like I'm gonna beat her tonight - and just like I'm gonna beat Trish this Sunday at King of the Ring, to be the new WWE Women's Champion."
Coach: "Well, if indeed you do become the next Women's Champion, then maybe you won't be the BUTT of any more jokes."
Molly Holly: "I would just like to say that it is an honour to bring dignity back to the WWE Women's title by earning it. And not by being a sleazy tramp who sleeps her way to the top like *some* people."
Trish: "Earned it? Do I need to remind you that you cheated to get that title? But you know what, you know what, that's cool, 'cause it's just another challenge to get that title back. But as far as sleeping my way for that title, I worked my way to that title, these people saw me work for that title. And you know what? I actually felt bad about poking fun of you at the last couple days, but if you're gonna stick to your cheating ways and your cheapshots, well it'll be my pleasure to kick your fat ass!"
"Well, Lita, since you like to sleep around so much, I got you something you can really use. First there's birth control pills... and of course condoms."
-- Molly Holly to Lita to her 'Bridal Shower'
