"Hey, you can mess up the face . . . but defiantly not the hair!"

"I would get in trouble and get sent to the office, even in college. I find a way to get in trouble everywhere I go. I’ll be in a retirement home, getting into trouble."

"Yes, I’m a master thespian! But I like girls still."

"I don’t think any of us are cooks . . . but I make a mean pop tart!"

"*AANNKK* no, thank you for playing, though."

"I got Most Likely to be in a Pop Group. Maybe Shortest, probably . . . .I was little when I was 18, I grew like 4 inches . . . I grew from 5/5 to 5/9"

[on his fave book] "Hmm . . . I like the Dragon Lance series b/c I love dragons . . . I think dragons are cool, and so is Lance."

"I used to tell everyone I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon . . . and it used to go pee on dogs . . .but now I have a dog . . . "

"Say hello to my little friends!"

"I’m the trouble. I’m the poison in the group . . . the troublemaker. Everyday I’ll do something and try to get the other guys to do it. "

"I’m just the intelligent man of the band."

"We throw Lance to the wolves."

"This ride may be hazardous to your health."

"Lance, start the wave!"

"You know what? We Riverdance for real. Come on guys, that wasn’t tapsync!"

"Everyone visits the can."

"I will overcome!"

" Wait, did I tell you that I have a little puppy dog? I didn’t get time to talk about my little puppy dog Busta. He’s the cutest dog in the world! Little pup. I miss you puppy!"

"We’d like to give a special shout-out to Johnny Wright, our manager. Who, he’s like, the man. He yells at us everytime we do something wrong, and . . .thanks a lot."

"We were like the geeky red-headed stepchild over in the corner that no one wanted to go see perform."

"He’s got a neelaphobia . . . needleaphobia. How do you say that? He’s even scared of like, really pointy pencils."

"He designed that?! I'm gonna hit him in his head!"

"What the heck are you doing?!"

"Hey, you got something on your face! Okay! Just yell at me then!"

"Say hiiii Busta!"

"You guys again."

"You gotta stick your butt out like this...and then when you're done, do like a pirouette thing with your hand and go back and grab your foot like that...pirouette, pirouette, pirouette!!"

"I thought she was goin' on a date with Joey earlier. Isn't that right? She two-timing him?"

"Don't look at me, she asked the question!"