"This one’s an 11 . . . most important I wear an 11. Let me repeat, an 11."

"You know what a pecan is, right? Well, it’s a nut, in a shell, and butter is butter, but it’s sweet. NEVERMIND! Chocolate chip!"

"Is it fun? It is fun, Lance. So much fun, that it’s fun. You couldn’t buy it, it’s so much fun"

"Okay I can't see! I just got three balls and you covered my eyes!"

"And just in case we forget, we have a sign that says where we're at! And underneath this, this is the last city we were at!"

"I'm just a Mississippian."