One-Liners

~Dyslexics have more fun~ ~Clones are people, two~ ~Entropy isn't what it used to be~ ~Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!!~ ~186,000 miles/sec. Not just a good idea, it's the law~ ~A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese~ ~A waiste is a terrible thing to mind~ ~Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor~ ~Anything free is worth what you paid for it~ ~Atheism is a non-phophet organization~ ~COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage~ ~Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?~ ~Editing is a rewording activity~ ~EVERYONE is entitled to MY opinion~ ~Gene Police!!...YOU...Out of the pool!!~ ~Help stamp out and eradicate superfluos redundency~ ~I used to think I was indecisive, but now...I am not sure~ ~MY reality check just bounced from here to the moon~ ~Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art~ ~What if there were no hypothetical questions?~ ~No sense being pessimistic, it probably won't work anyway~ ~IRS: Be audit you can be!!~ ~I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.~

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? A: Mechanical Engineers build weopons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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