Beef ain't got nothin on me.
Have you seen this monkey?
Brassmonkey, walking stick ninja.
Clan Leader of Ascendancy
Current Residence : A hollowed out Kiwi Fruit
Last seen: Withering in a dark pit of death and despair
In r/l Brassmonkey is a 16 yr. old brown haired, brown eyed studmuffin that goes by the name of Matt. He enjoys long walks on the beach with beautiful women, conversations with intellegent people, and a good ol' fashioned disco.(not really, but i like to say that)
Brass's Saftey Tip of the Week:
When fighting against Gun-toting grandmas, always carry a rabid kangaroo.
In the event anyone actually looks at this web page, I have the following advice to offer you: Beware the itchy cotton pants made by little men with pointy hats that live inside ceramic trees. Thank You.
Oh, for those of you who are still reading this page, what are you doing???!! Have you no morals? Did anyone tell you it was ok to look at this page?? You just made the list pal!! You're goin down! Unless of course you happen to have some green quarters...donny loves green quarters.
