Yeah, we've heard the CD 150 billion times, but do you know what the songs REALLY mean? I do, cuz I speak a foreign language called nsyncish. So I pick up on this shit like whoa...
(Ignore my 500 spelling errors, thank you.)
It's Gonna Be Me - I'm in my 20's and worth 150 billion dollars, did I mention I'm HOT? You'd be an ASS not to wanna do me!
Sample Lyric - "There ain't no time to waste" - If you don't hurry up, I can find another girl VERY easily.
Space Cowboy - JC does drugs. A LOT. He said if we didn't let him write a song, he'd beat us all. We now present.. Space Cowboy!
Sample Lyric - "If you wanna fly, come and take a ride, take a space ride with a cowboy!" - Only in the mind of a drug addict, are there cowboys in outer space. Nuff said.
Just Got Paid - Oh yeah. You bought our album! You just made us MORE money! DAYUM. I'm getting paid to sing songs bragging about it. Wow.
Sample Lyric - "Check is in the mail, I got it MADE" - Self explanitory.
It Makes Me Ill - What is your problem girl? I can't beleive you think you can find someone better than ME. Unbelievable! Women these days...
Sample Lyric - "Cuz now I know the compititions very slim, to none" - Cuz we're NSYNC, duh.
This I Promise You - I really need to get laid. Like really bad. Maybe if I say I'll love you forever you'll let me tap that ass..
Sample Lyric - "Without YOU in my life baby, I just wouldn't be living at all" - Killer line! SCORE!
No Strings Attached - I think you're like really hot. I really wanna sleep with you after the show tonight. Don't expect a phone call tomorrow, or EVER for that matter.
Sample Lyric - "Baby your not the only one" - There's like 50 more before you, and 500 more after you. No tears girls!
Digital Getdown - Well, being that we ARE a boyband, we can't straight up sing about sex! So, let's try and be sneaky, write about cyber and phone sex, and call it a song about a chatroom!! (Yeah, and Giddy Ups about having a good time)
Sample Lyric - All of em!
Bringin Da Noise - Why don't you get really loaded, and then we can have some fun?
Sample Lyric - "Just lose your mind, and let your body take control" - It shouldn't be hard after a few 40's
That's When I'll Stop Loving You - See This I Promise You.
I'll Be Good For You - Turst me girl, if you just sleep with me once, you will NOT regret it!
Sample Lyric - "Well don't you worry I won't keep you waiting" - Meet me in my hotel room in 15 minutes..
I Thought She Knew - Remember that girl I used to date in High School? The one I dumped when NSYNC made it big and I didn't need her anymore? DAMN.. It's 10 years later, no one knows me, and chicks only wanna talk to me cuz I WAS in NSYNC. Shit.
Sample Lyric - "She was my once in a lifetime" - My only chance to get a girl that actually liked me for ME, and not my fame. Sniff.