Hey everyone! Just a little warning... this page is kinda mean, but I think it's hella funny. Some of you know my older brother Rich, from his site, The Rich Sez.. well, if ya don't, he's 23, and a smartass. Since I moved back home, he's been non stop bitching about my "playing NSYNC". For those of you not aware, playing NSYNC is new slang for.. well, basically just that. Being online looking at NSYNC, working on an NSYNC website, watching them on TV, listening to the CD.. it's playing NSYNC. Well, he wrote this for the site.. it's his plea to all of us to STOP. Remember, it's mean.. but hilarious!!! Keep in mind, this was NOT directed at ME. I have a job, and I don't order whole pizzas, etc.. lol..
Hey. What uhuhuhupp? This is like an "open letter" to all you people who INSIST on spending so many hours "Playing-N-Sync". Knock it off! Honestly, why don't you people get jobs?
It's like; why on earth would you spend the majority of your free time concocting obscenily false scenarios involving people you don't know and have never met; and then view and worship them as False Gods?
Here in the "Real World" (That's the thing surrounding your computer), we don't have time for that sort of thing. But we're not complaining. And we deal with problems ourselves, instead of slipping into a fantasy world were "everything will be O.K., when Justin realizes he loves me, and makes it all better!" Cause it ain't gonna happen. Yeh, that's right. Plus think of how much time you're wasting. You could be sleeping, or working, or helping somebody, or perhaps learning a new skill. Or read a book. And not the "Official Story Of NSYNCs' Pets' Names" book, but one of those books that DOESN'T have "16 EXCLUSIVE full-color photos!" And Jesus Christ, they're just normal people like you or I (well, like "I").
Do you think they stay up all night brainstorming about semi-comical occurances that could possably take place if YOU were to appear on the "Jerry Springer" show; and then eating an entire pizza themselves before falling asleep in the living room in the clothes they woke up in? I'd highly doubt it.
So here's what I want you to do. Knock it the hell off. Try to readjust yourself to reality. It's not so bad. Think about it. And if anyone doesn't believe this is a good idea, then, um.... Lance told me to say this. Yup, it's true. You don't wanna disobey Lance do you? No? Uh-oh, you better stop it then, or he'll NEVER go to your prom with you!
Ok, that's it ... lmao, I was dying when I read that.. feel free to pass it on in mail to any overly-obsessed people ya might now.. lol. (Just include a link to the page if ya do :)