HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE AN E-MAIL JUNKIE

• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way
  
  
• You get a tattoo that reads, "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher"
  
  
• You name your children Eudora, Microsoft and Dotcom
  
  
• You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one
  
  
• You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment
  
  
• You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access
  
  
• You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems
  
  
• You start using smileys in your snail mail
  
  
• Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch
  
  
  
  
• You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
  
  
• You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.
  
  
• You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
  
  
• Your cat has it's own home page
  
  
• You start introducing your self as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com"
  
  
• All of your friends have an @ in their name
  
  
• You refer to going to the bathroom as down loading
  
  
  
  

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