maximonline.com: Welcome my friends to another rib–tickling, vaguely insulting Maxim Online Chat…with the yummy star of Roswell, Katherine Heigl!

maximonline.com: Start submitting questions…but a warning: Katherine's Mom doesn't like dirty or ribald questions…so play nice…Please submit questions…or we boil the midget in cheese…Jalapeno cheese…So it hurts more…The chat isn't for twenty minutes…but get your questions in now…or the midget gets boiled…Boiled in cheese…
maximonline.com: “No! No! I'll report you to the Lollipop Guild!”
maximonline.com: Shut–up midget.

maximonline.com: Welcome minions…to another journey into darkness…MAH–HA–HA–HA! Maxim Online's chat with the star of the WB's Roswell…Katherine Heigl…100% preservative free…And hi! I'm the moderator… your mom hates me…

maximonline.com: Anyway…we have a situation…A rabbi, a priest, and a hunchback walk into a bar…Damn. I'm fired. Katherine's Mommy will be chatting with us…So please ask nice questions…

maximonline.com: Hey guys, thanks for waiting…Introducing Miss Katherine Heigl…
katherine heigl: Hi Boys!!!
maximonline.com: What is the best part about Roswell?
katherine heigl: Probably having a steady job that goes for 9 months…and working with really exciting people. Also they're really funny.
maximonline.com: What's going to happen next on Roswell?
katherine heigl: I think we're gonna spend most of next season fighting the bad aliens that are on earth. I'm not exactly sure, but that's what I feel.
maximonline.com: Do all aliens have pretty skin?
katherine heigl: According to our DP we all have pretty skin!
maximonline.com: Do you believe in life on other planets…
katherine heigl: Yeah, absolutely!
maximonline.com: Independence Day life…or like cuddly ET's?
katherine heigl: I have no idea, I think it's up to the individual and their imagination.

maximonline.com: What did you think of the Maxim cover shoot?
katherine heigl: I actually loved it!!!! I'm so happy with it…I've never done anything like Maxim.
maximonline.com: It looks awesome!
katherine heigl: I was so nervous.
maximonline.com: Do you have a subscription?
katherine heigl: Nope, not yet.

maximonline.com: How old is your sister?
katherine heigl: She's 24, three years older.

maximonline.com: Hello Boys…We're back…technology sucks…
katherine heigl: Yes we are, and yes it does.
maximonline.com: Welcome back Katherine…
katherine heigl: Thanks.
maximonline.com: We're actually a pair of highly trained monkeys…

maximonline.com: Why did you get into acting…
katherine heigl: I started as a child model at 9 and did my first film at 12.
maximonline.com: What was the film?
katherine heigl: It was called That Night.
maximonline.com: We saw that…
katherine heigl: REALLY!
maximonline.com: Can you watch yourself on screen without going “Oh My God!”
katherine heigl: NO! I'm always picking on something… I'm a critical female.

pinballwizard: Hey, Katherine! Do people call you Kat?
katherine heigl: Most everybody calls me Katie, but I'd rather people call me Katherine now that I'm older.

kattart: Miss Heigl, you're a pretty woman…a pretty, pretty woman, Tell me, Miss Heigl, do you exfoliate?
katherine heigl: I SURE DO!
maximonline.com: Us too…
katherine heigl: I have regular facials and all types of exfoliating gels.

nicole4eva: What's it like to kiss the real Joey Lawrence?
katherine heigl: Again, I'm a typical female.
maximonline.com: Whoa!
katherine heigl: I was like 15 years old, so I don't remember much.
maximonline.com: Who is squeaking in the background?
katherine heigl: That's my mom!

jeff20: I think you are quite beautiful, so what would be the best way to approach you if I saw you in public? (just outta curiosity)
maximonline.com: Run and scream…
katherine heigl: First of all, thanks for the compliment. The best way to approach me is to just approach me. Just talk and be cool, that's all I can ask for.

pinballwizard: We loves us some sexy Katherine—when do we get to see you on the big screen again?
katherine heigl: Soon, I hope…I wanna be doing the movies. It's all about doing the big projects.

ConCepT: If you were to fight Christina Aguilera would you kick her ass?
katherine heigl: Hell yeah! I'm 5' 9".
maximonline.com: Your buff…
katherine heigl: She's like 5' 2". But, I'd never do that cause I'm a lady…

Orangeneedle: What is it like working w/ the rest of the cast of Roswell?
katherine heigl: We have a great time…lots of fun…joke around. We support each other and we fight since it's such a young cast…we're like a family and get along great.
maximonline.com: Any pranks on set?
katherine heigl: No, we just try to gross each other out as much as possible…Lots of mooning and farting, they usually gross me out.
maximonline.com: What's the grossest thing they did?
katherine heigl: For me…one day we were hanging out on the set and there's the symbol for the alien…it was supposed to be burning the grass and they were treating it like a breast…
maximonline.com: But you're not a prude?
katherine heigl: Not any more…not on that set, no way!

kattart: Miss Heigl, since you are on a show about aliens, um, do geeky boys hit on you a lot? Do you hit back?
katherine heigl: No, no one ever hits on me…it's so sad…no one ever approaches to hit on me.
maximonline.com: Uhhh… we feel the same way…

jimmy carter: Have you ever fired a large caliber weapon?
katherine heigl: That's a good question, does a potato gun count?
maximonline.com: Yes, Katherine, yes it does…Who did you shoot?
katherine heigl: We were just shooting out into the grass because I'm really good with one of those. My dad's family lives in upstate NY and that's what you do there. I've also shot a rifle…I was pretty good.
maximonline.com: Embrace your hick–ness…we do.
katherine heigl: Not that I advocate firearms though.
maximonline.com: No, we're not saying that…But if given the chance to shoot a bazooka…

TashasDevotedMonk: Are you interested in doing more Sci–fi/Fantasy shows? You'd make a really cute elf maiden.
katherine heigl: That's weird.
maximonline.com: Can we be trolls?
katherine heigl: I'm willing to explore that.
maximonline.com: Dirty little trolls…

jeff20: Will you come to my air force base and provide us inspiration to defend our country?
katherine heigl: No.

djseec: What do you like most in men?
maximonline.com: Other than the right genitals…
katherine heigl: I just LOVE men!!! I love their sense of humor, their bodies…
maximonline.com: Their stinky socks…
katherine heigl: YEP, I LOVE IT ALL!!!!

Creedfan: How do you feel about the fans sending bottles of Tabasco to the people of the WB?
katherine heigl: I loved it…they were fantastic.
maximonline.com: Did it piss off stuffy executives…
katherine heigl: No, but it annoyed them and thrilled them…It was great to have all of that support and the people at the WB took note of it. It's so good to know that what we're doing is being appreciated. WE LOVED IT!

the lover: Katherine you're so incredibly beautiful. Do you ever think you're from another planet, planted here to improve the quality of humanity?
katherine heigl: I wouldn't say that…but thanks for the compliment.

the lover: Katherine, what characters were you in your high–school plays?
katherine heigl: I never did high school plays cause they were all musicals and I can't sing at all.
maximonline.com: You don't like show tunes?
katherine heigl: I try, but my mom gives me so much grief…I just sing along in the car.
maximonline.com: You know Katherine… real MEN sing show tunes…
katherine heigl: OH–HO!

ConCepT: What types of music are you into?
katherine heigl: I'm into rock and roll! I like Bob Seger, John Mellencamp, Van Halen…Dave Matthews and Sarah M. for the recent ones.

chrisp23: New Cannan huh? Did you ever party in New Haven much? That's where I'm from. Actually Branford.
katherine heigl: I've been to New Haven a few times, but I haven't been there much.
maximonline.com: We eat Yalies for breakfast…

BEELZEBUB: Are you ticklish?
katherine heigl: EVERYWHERE. Mostly on my knees and thighs.

Woodman: Do you spend much time on the Net…….checking out your fan sites etc?
katherine heigl: No, but my mom does. If she sees something really cool she calls me and tells me, it's so cool and fun.
maximonline.com: Geeks are kinda creepy…
katherine heigl: No, not that! I appreciate all the support I get from fans.

the lover: Katherine, what is your favorite thing to eat?
katherine heigl: Big butter noodles and creamed spinach.
maximonline.com: Do you like cheese?
katherine heigl: Yeah!!!
maximonline.com: What kind?
katherine heigl: Mac and Cheese…Kraft's the best.
maximonline.com: Do you have a secret way of preparing Mac N Cheese…
katherine heigl: We always put milk and butter in it, but I don't eat it that much any more.
maximonline.com: Interesting… we forgo the milk and go for the butter…

djseec: What do you sleep in?
katherine heigl: I don't sleep in anything! It may sound fake, but it's true…Everything gets so bunched up underneath you when you sleep in clothes.

Creedfan: What are you favorite shows to watch?
katherine heigl: I used to like Ally, but it's on the same night as us. I love Buffy…but I don't have much time for TV. I should be watching “adult“ shows, but I don't really have the time; by adult I mean The Practice and such shows.

boo38109: Are there any special men in your life?
katherine heigl: Kinda, but…not really, it's so hard! Everything is so hard to deal with, as people get older they've got such issues. I mean…if you like me, let's get together but everyone gets mixed up with all these issues.
maximonline.com: Your like… a philosopher…
katherine heigl: Oh, sweet, so now I'm brilliant! Not only do I have big boobs, I'm also brilliant too! I know you guys were thinking that and that's why I love men.

Orangeneedle: What kind of sports do you like to watch?
katherine heigl: I love hockey, but I don't know much about it… I like going to the games, I'm not as much for TV sports.

jeff20: What is your favorite thing to do on the weekend?
katherine heigl: Just hang out with good friends and do my little things, I still live with my mom and we'll hang and talk. I just like to be mellow…I love to dance but I can't find any cool places in LA to go.

supastar: What should I do if my boyfriend breaks out into showtunes when we're making out?
katherine heigl: I'd sing along!

djseec: Have you ever had an experience with a crazed fan?
katherine heigl: No I haven't…I've been lucky so far.
maximonline.com: Wow… very Love and Rockets…
katherine heigl: Except for the guy who used to send me purple roses in High School, knock on wood.

Jackyl Off: Do you like guys with long hair, or should I…er, my friend…get it cut?
maximonline.com: She gives a shit dude…
katherine heigl: I think it depends. I'm not into really long hair…but I don't like crew cuts. I'm in between.

regis filbin: If you were on Who Wants to be a Millionaire who would your phone a friend be?
katherine heigl: My brother or father because they're brilliant.
maximonline.com: You can call Maxim editors…
katherine heigl: Or I'd call you guys…I would so call you guys…it'd be awesome, you'd know the answer.
maximonline.com: No… you'd lose…
katherine heigl: Oh well…

JoBu: Ms. Heigl, you are prettier than the fjords in June. Do you ever have to deal with temperamental co–stars?
katherine heigl: Yep, all the time.
maximonline.com: Well…Hmmmm….Can we make up names to protect the innocent…
katherine heigl: I'll leave that for you guys to figure out…no name calling.
maximonline.com: Let's call a certain diva… Chuck…What is the worst thing… Chuck… ever did on set?
katherine heigl: It's just little temper tantrums and crap like that.
maximonline.com: L.A. bullshit?
katherine heigl: They're not bad, they're just young.
maximonline.com: Do you live in LA?
katherine heigl: I do now.
maximonline.com: But you miss your East Coast peeps?
katherine heigl: Oh, without a doubt…I'm an East Coaster at heart.
maximonline.com: And you miss Jersey too…
katherine heigl: Oh, I so miss Jersey.
maximonline.com: YOU LIE! YOU LIE!

Casper101: Do you have any tattoos?
katherine heigl: I don't…I think there was a time when I wanted one, but I knew I'd get sick of it really fast, then I'd have a nasty mark on my body and it would really suck.

ymogen: Ms. Heigl, what's your greatest virtue?
maximonline.com: Yer pretty and funny…
katherine heigl: Oh, I don't know…you'd have to ask someone who likes me.

oberempt: What is your attitude on nude scenes?
katherine heigl: I'm not a big fan unless they're done tastefully…you won't see me in the next Poison Ivy. It makes you focus on the wrong thing…sounds cliched but…you know.
maximonline.com: Poison Ivy III: Revenge of the Muff.

SpecialY2K: Want my number?
katherine heigl: No, but thank you.

john blood: Please keep up the good work it means a lot to us in England.
katherine heigl: Well, thank you very much.

maximonline.com: What did you do to celebrate your 21st birthday?
katherine heigl: My mom threw me a big party…but I don't really drink…
maximonline.com: Did you and Mum drink a brew?
katherine heigl: No, but we had some champagne.
maximonline.com: LA is full of posers right?
katherine heigl: Hey…go easy…I don't want to get stoned when I go back.
maximonline.com: But you sound pretty grounded…
katherine heigl: Thanks, I try.
maximonline.com: That's why we like you on the cover…
katherine heigl: Good, thanks. I hope everyone likes me on the cover.

maximonline.com: What's your favorite novel, Katherine?
katherine heigl: Beach Music by Pat Conroy.
maximonline.com: Ever read X–Men.
katherine heigl: Nope.

Creedfan: If you could choose a game show to go on what would it be and why?
katherine heigl: Hollywood Squares so I could sit there and laugh my ass off. I love Whoopie.

glenl: Katherine what do you think of your body?
katherine heigl: It's hard to say…I've never been really happy with it…
maximonline.com: There are bad things?
katherine heigl: I just have to let go of the bad and start liking it.

anna02: Have you seen Gladiator?
katherine heigl: I haven't seen it yet but I'm dying to, I'm a huge fan of Russel Crowe.
maximonline.com: Do you think he's hot?
katherine heigl: Oh, YEAH! I think any man with passion and ability is attractive.

menudo: What celebrity would you like to meet?
katherine heigl: Edward Norton or Robin Williams.

anna02: If you could write an episode of the show, what would you have happen?
katherine heigl: I really don't know…I'd love to write an episode, but since I'm so insecure I wouldn't know what to say. I'd love to visit the home planet, take a little trip in space.

hambone: Miss Heigl, if you could have a special alien power, what would it be and why? I personally would like to make everything, even carpets and lampposts, taste like bacon.
katherine heigl: That's a weird one, but if it works for you. I like the dream–walking thing…The biggest problem we have these days is communications…this way we'd know what people were thinking.

dbmns982: Is that really Katherine Heigl there?
maximonline.com: No it's Marlon Brando…Sexy, curvy Marlon Brando…
katherine heigl: Yep, it's Marlon here…pretending he's a 21 year old woman on the cover of Maxim.

el L: Have you ever been to Europe, and if so, where did you go?
katherine heigl: I've been to London, Berlin, Paris, Whales and Spain.

djseec: Is it too personal to ask for measurements?
katherine heigl: 36–26–36.

Creedfan: What is the best use for Tabasco sauce?
katherine heigl: Scrambled eggs!
maximonline.com: Cornbeef hash?
katherine heigl: Yeah, mmm…mmmm!
maximonline.com: Thats good eats…
hambone: Miss Heigl, what is the largest amount of meat you've ever consumed in one sitting. Did you get a tummy ache?
katherine heigl: 12 ounces of steak and a rack of baby–back ribs!

Lis: Do you have any movie star crushes?
katherine heigl: Not really…I have a few, I usually like their characters.
maximonline.com: You ever checked out Maxim's Editor–in–Chief?
katherine heigl: I haven't.
maximonline.com: The hunky dreamy Keith Blanchard…
katherine heigl: No, send me a picture.
maximonline.com: Oh there's a web–site.
katherine heigl: ALRIGHT!!!!!
maximonline.com: www.hothornymaximeditor.com

TashasDevotedMonk: Would you consider playing Sailor Moon in a live action remake?
katherine heigl: Is that the Ninja Scroll thing? No, I would never play that part.

anna02: Are you going to appear on any talk shows?
katherine heigl: No, none that I know of. I'd love to, but my schedule's a little too crazy.

jeff20: What can a guy do to impress you?
katherine heigl: Not talk about the business.

the lover: Katherine, are you a good kisser? I find that saucy…
katherine heigl: I've been told I am…but I don't really know.
maximonline.com: Good answer…Katherine… thanks for an amusing chat…Say goodbye boys…
katherine heigl: Thank you guys…it's been so much fun. I've learned so much about myself today. Bye guys…thanks a lot.
maximonline.com: Hey guys…great fuckin' chat! See you next week… go to the open chat to tell us how much you hate us.