[Keanu Quotes]

"It's fun to flirt and kiss and stuff in real life. And it's not that hard to get steamed up about someone you hardly know for a film scene either. You just have to say 'excuse me if I get excited' or 'I'm sorry if I don't you know'. But love's and easy emotion, man. It's easy to love people."

"Would I show my pee-pee? If I had to, I could if that's the hardest thing I had to do on film I'd be a lucky man. But I wouldn't want to do any gratuitous pee-pee showing"

"I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. You just happen to be spending time with a dumb person."

"No, I'm not gay, but you never know."

 "I don't look like a classic North American"

"I'm pretty boring. I just read, play hockey, play music."

"I'm sorry my existence in not very noble or sublime"

 "If I don't feel free and can't go where I want, I react. I just go against it."

 "I don't think I'll end up wearing big diamond rings. I'm a very humble man, I don't go around with a big entourage."

 "I AM normal...any other perception is a lie, leads to madness"

 "I'll hopefully be a good actor one of these days"

"Either you like me or you don't"

 "Do you know that I'm the critics' whipping boy"

"I thank the earth and the sky everyday for the opportunities I've had."

"I'm the worst bass player in the world, I have no rhythm."

"I was hopeless at high school- I failed everything but Latin"

 "My name can't be THAT hard to pronunce"

"The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way"

"When I'm dead I'll probably only be remembered for playing Ted"

"You know what is a nice thought? Retirement. That's what we've got to look forward to. A hundred movies in the can and time to relax on a warm beach."

"Art is about trying to find the good in people and making the world a more compassionate place."  (Thanks  Jayde)

"I am Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit."

"It's like they have a separate rating, the Reevsian view. 'Okay, here's this Reeves guy again. What can we say about him, now."

"I dreamed about bread and cheese  when I was fasting and had fantasies of pouring wine on my head while I rolled naked in the dirt. The appetites  I quelled, not vanquished, but quelled, returned with a vengeance when I quit fasting, too. My desire for
chocolate was ferocious."

 "I haven't read any  fan mail in a long time because to open the letter brings greater responsibility. I have greater                  responsibility to family and friends that comes first."

[Keanu Movie Quotes]
:::Quotes below contributed by FLUX, thanks:::

"Guns... Lots of guns." (The Matrix)

"Whoa." (The Matrix)

"Be excellent to each other" (Bill and Ted)"

"Yeah... we quit!" (Babes in Toyland)

 "No Way." (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"Here we go again. The Delilah of the five and dime." (Babes in Toyland)

"My jeep's got four wheel drive. I'll take you both home." (Babes in Toyland)

"Welcome to glorious Cincinatti, queen of Ohio's alpine ski resorts." (Babes in Toyland)

"Then as my father's brother, Barnaby becomes keeper for life." (Babes in Toyland)

 "I have to be 21.... and married." (Babes in Toyland)

"What do you say to a big kiss?" (Babes in Toyland)

 "We'll see about that next Wednesday!" (Babes in Toyland)

"What are you trying to pull now, Barnaby?" (Babes in Toyland)

"On what grounds? What is all this?" (Babes in Toyland)

"It's also a lie, an out and out lie!" (Babes in Toyland)

"They could cut about three heroes out of you, buddy!" (Babes in Toyland)