How to Become a Member of THOK:
Becoming a Member of THOK is "very simple" (tm).
Step 1: Realize that the world is just trying to trick you, and every corporate entity, school, government organization, newspaper, library, television set, pizza delivery man and website (including this one) are part of a great global conspiracy (the Con) to steal your Slack (Slack).
Step 2: Decide that your tired of that shit, yo!
Step 3: Send a $1 donation and an SASE to::
Steve
PO BOX 4123
Las Cruces NM, 88003
Step 4: Wait for your official THOK membership card to be sent back to you in the mail.
People Who May or May Not Be Members of THOK:
Seung Whon Back
AAPOW
Mikanno Hana
Ross Perot
"Bob"
Daler Mendhi
Santa Claus
That girl you keep seeing in the supermarket
Joo Wan Sum
Yellow Fever
Jesus B.
Lucifer
Rover
Wizards of the Coast
File Cabinet #3476G
Thelonious Sphere Monk
Her, but not Him
Lemmings
St. Janor Hypercleats
Patrick Henry
St. Francis of Assisi
Wu-Tang Clan
Master No Mercy
Carter Wong
That vile hoodlum on the corner
Brawny (tm) paper towels
You
