Since I hadn't done anything with my webpage in awhile, I thought I'd be unoriginal and put up a quote page with, guess what? My favorite quotes! So here they are in no particular order:


"To Live is Christ, to die is gain." - Phil 1:21 (The Bible)

"There is no spoon" - Neo, the Matrix

"There is no spoon" - my friend Ashley at Red Lobster, when she noticed we only had 2 forks and a knife. I laughed so hard!

"Girls are no substitute for a playstation" -my t-shirt

"Love God, Love Others, Take Time to Listen." - The 5 Minute Walk Record Label's statement and purpose for others and themselves.

"Balance: $82.22" - amount of money in my bank account for the rest of the year

"They ALL float down here"-the clown from the movie 'It'. Kinda an inside joke

"We're living in a lie, or so we're told, but lies don't walk on streets of Gold." from a song called "We are the Ones" by Value Pac

"Maybe I'm just too much of a purist to believe that bands should write the songs that they sing, but this stuff has to go." -A music editor in the ENMU school newspaper named Chuck Walts. (I've been called a purist several times when it comes to music, so I thought this was funny.)

"I think I'm too pretty for piercings" -An un-named person

"Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." - Tim from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Let my heart be broken by the things that break the heart of God" - Bob Pierce

"This is a very delicate situation son, of course we won't tell your mother" - the Dad from Malcom in the Middle

"How dare he fratenize with the enemy -- he's not going to look out for himself and you seem to be sitting on your butt happily so someone has to threated national security -- might as well be me." --my friend talking about how this guy shouldn't be talking with the ex-girlfriend and how he (my friend) should be the one taking action and stopping the two from talking. (Names witheld for protective purposes, lol, mostly mine)

"Tu madre es pan tostada" -Nikki Tatum, inside joke

I believe in God like I believe in the sun. Not only because I can see it, but because by it I can see everything else." -C.S. Lewis (thanks to Lesley for showing me that one)

"The very spark that burns the stars,
drew near to me today,
the God of everything that is,
whispered in my ear that His love is boundless"
-World Without End, by Reese Roper of Five Iron Frenzy

"Yeah, not so much that"- my friend Bob when he doesn't like something. It's really funny when he says it.

"I'm a Methodist - I don't have a Chi." -Lesley Watson

"...eternal flames and the gnashing of teeth, man
The thought of anyone there, we just can't stand" - Live for Him by Pillar

"CHEESE!!!" from a Wallace and Gromit episode, rent the movie and look at the motions he makes while doing it, Hilarious!

"I was uncool before being uncool was cool." - I saw it on a sticker I think

"If Jesus Christ be God and died for me, then no sacrifice is too great for me to give for Him" - C.T. Studd

"Start feeling more like the woman you are. Every day of the month" - The heading of a letter I got in the mail telling me about a drug to help with the irratability I get from my period.....Yeah....I'm a guy.

"As you wish" -Wesley from The Princess Bride

"Body Piercing Saved My Life" - a t-shirt or bumpersticker (I can't remember which) that refers to Jesus and his sacrifice on the cross.

"Kisses are not what keep me up to my elbows in placenta all day" -The dad from 10 Things I Hate About You

"This highly readable, easy-to-understand worktext is aimed at students who have had a year of algebra and need to prepare for college-level mathematics" -an old math book of my dad's

"As r closes in on the square root of 3, 5r closes in on some real number p. We define 5r to the square root of 3, to be the number p.
Any positive irrantional exponent can be defined in a similar way. Negative irrational exponents are then defined in the same way as negative integer exponents. Then the exposition a^x has the meaning for any real number x. The usual laws of exponents still hold, but we will not prove that here." -the same book.

"Jesus Wore Spikes Too" - A sticker I got from coolthingz.com (check out the link on the main page)

"never underestimate the ability of a girl to make things a million times harder than they ought to be." - Lesley Watson

"Hail to the king, baby." - Ash, Army Of Darkness

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Army of Darkness

Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
-Army of Darkness
(It's hard to pick just one line from Army of Darkness, since it has such great one liners)

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