WHY I DESERVE THE NAME T.C. THE WONDER CAT
HOW MANY TRICKS CAN I DO?
My tricks? Well, I am not one to brag, but since you asked...
1. If I am told to speak, I meow.
2. If asked how much is one and one, I meow twice.
3. Say TC, Shake and I give you my right paw
4. Say TC wave and I wave at you with my right paw.
5. Yes, despite being a cat, I do humiliate myself and sit up and beg.
6. I do this thing called scrunch where I rub my face on the ground.
7. I give you low five.
8. Because we get so excited that I do so well, I give you high five.
I would do more, but my daddy and mommy have run out of ideas
MY AUDITION FOR DAVID LETTERMAN'S STUPID PET TRICKS
Stupid pet tricks indeed, with all that I can do, how is it they are stupid? Anyway, the Sunday before Thanksgiving weekend daddy packs Sinatra and me in our carriers, goes to nanny Kay's home (De's mommy) and off we go to the channel 10 studio. I should have known something was up as daddy had me practice my tricks about 10 time a day for the previous week.
Well, after a long wait in this aisle with all these animals and stupid humans (yes, stupid, they were there for the stupid human tricks) we finally get called in to the studio.
Well, daddy had told me about this nice lady who wanted to see me do my tricks, what he did not tell me was that there would be about 10 other people in the studio, a BIG STUDIO CAMERA three people with mini cameras and there would be these BRIGHT STUDIO LIGHTS.
I was quite cool but my daddy got nervous. Well, he let me out of my carrier.I could see that daddy had lost his cool and I knew he would be an embarrasment to the Mothes name if he messed up. So I figured out this diversionary plan... I scouted out the area for a few minutes. All the while daddy is yelling, TC DO YOU WANT TO DO YOUR TRICKS?. I knew he needed some help, so to divert the attention from him to me, I decided to crawl into this little hole in the podium for the morning show.
While there, I created another diversion, I kept meowing as loud as I could. I knew it would help people forget about daddy and keep their attention on me.
Susan Sheehan, the nice lady from the show had daddy bring in nanny Kay and Sinatra. All Sinatra did was to look around and go back into her carrier. but I will let her tell you about it on her page.
After that, the nice people took all the furniture off of the podium and lifted it up. I went to daddy and let him pick me up in his arms. I could tell that he was still very nervous, so to help him I dug my claws into his shirt and into his chest so he would not drop me. I did not want to have him embarrased by something like that.
Well, after it was all over, daddy put me into my carrier and gave Susan a copy of a video tape of how well I do my tricks and we went home.
Daddy and Mommy thought it was over until Monday night when the local news carried the story of what happened the day before.
GUESS WHO WAS FEATURED ON THE STUPID PET SEGMENT!!!
You guessed it. They showed how I saved my daddy by running under the podium. Daddy was interviewed and they even showed nanny Kay. Did they show my sister Sinatra? No way. Daddy was so proud of me, he even got to tape the segment. He plans on adding my tricks at home to it and who knows who will see it then.
Then, a few weeks later, Susan was on the TV being interviewed, and I was shown on national TV. Yes me, in all my glory saving my daddy.
I made my daddy and mommy very proud!!!
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