As you all know from reading my FAQS page, I need to get a life. So I'm asking the help of you, my devoted readers, to help me find the life I so desparately need.

Do you have any suggestions on where, how or WHY to find a life? Then please tell me.

There will be a reward for the person or persons who help me find a life. The reward will be $100,000 payable in installments of $.50 per year until one or both of us die.

Help me find a life by posting your suggestions to my Bulletin Board, or if you're the more secretive type, by E-mail.