How's the weather
down there?

If you're like most people, there are going to be some serious changes in your life if and when Hell actually gets around to freezing over. I, for instance, will be purchasing a Sport Utility Vehicle, enjoying a Carabean cruise , and tuning into radio stations with slogans like "Your Place For Mellow Memories and Laid-Back Listening."

With all this at stake, don't you want to be able to keep close track of weather conditions in the Abyss? That's why I'm providing HellWeather, the daily weather forecast for Hell.