PAST QUOTES

For those of you who haven't been here from the time these pages were conceived; here are the prievious quotes of the week, and the dates they were posted.


4-4-99 through 4-17-99
"Of all my wife's relatives, I like myself the best"
anonymous....


4-18-99 through 4-24-99
"Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth."
Robert A. Heinlein


4-25-99 through 5-1-99
"God man man and rested. Then God made woman ad no one has rested since!"
Anonymous....


5-2-99 through 5-20-99
"A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once."
Anonymous....


5 - 21-99 through 5-28-09
For you men...."In a family argument, if it turns out
you are right--apologze at once!"

Robert A Heinlein


5-29-99 through 6-5-99
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
Anonymous....


6-6-99 through 6-12-99
"Not all men are fools. Some are single."
Mr. Ed...


6-13-99 through 6-19-99
"If the whole world's a stage, and we are
but actors; who's the audience?"

Anonymous....


6-20-99 through 7-1-99 "Women and cats do as they please; men and
dogs just as well accept it."

Mr. Ed...


7-2-99 through 7-10-99 "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, he'd
have to make change."

Anonymous...


7-11-99 through 7-17-99 "If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why
is it still number two?"

Anonymous...


7-18-99 through 7-24-99 "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a
boat and drink beer all day."

Anonymous...


7-25-99 through 7-31-99 "Every problem has a gift for you
in its hands."

Richard Bach...


8-1-99 through 8-14-99 "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time
to be dead."

Unknown...


8-15-99 through 8-21-99 "When you get to the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on."

Franklin D. Roosevelt...


8-22-99 through 8-28-99 "Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all
good things are yours."

Swedish Proverb...


8-29-99 through 9-4-99 "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make
you feel that you, too, can become great."

Mark Twain...


9-5-99 through 9-11-99 "Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open."
Lord Thomas Dewar...


9-12-99 through 9-18-99 "One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."
Anonymous...


9-19-99 through 9-25-99 "It is good to have an end to journey toward,but it
is the journey that matters in the end."

Ursula K. LeGuin...


10-3-99 trough 10-9-99 "When you are content to be simply yourself and don't
compare or compete, everybody will respect you."

Lao-Tzu...


10-10-99 through 10-16-99 "Adults are obsolete children."
Dr. Seuz...


10-17-99 through 10-23-99 "People who fight fire with fire usually end up
with ashes."

Abigail Van Buren...


10-24-99 through 10-30-99 "He who knows others is wise. He who knows
himself is enlightened."

Anonymous...


10-31-99 through 11-6-99 "Even if you are on the right track, you'll
get run over if you just sit there."

Will Rogers...


11-7-99 through 11-13-99 Teachers open the door, but you must enter
by yourself."

Chinese Proverb...


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