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BirthDay Home Sick


    Ramesh: "When is your Birthday?"
    Rakesh: "June 4."
    Ramesh: "Which year?"
    Rakesh: "Every year."


    Leela: "I'am home sick".
    Reena: "But you are at home!"
    Leena: "That's why I am sick of".


Teacher and the Student Bus conductor to the passenger


    Teacher: "Why are you late to class?"
    Student: "I was helping an old lady cross the road."
    Teacher: "But why did it take you so long?"
    Student: "The point is she didn't want to."


  • Where is your ticket?
    Passenger: I have lost it.
    Conductor: That is not a good excuse.
    Passenger: Fine, suggest a better one!


 

 

A man was fed up with his life and told one of his friend: "I'm going to jump from the eighth storey of a building and commit suicide." His baffled friend countered: "But there is no eight-storey building in our town. The highest is four-storeyed. What will you do?" The man thought for a while and answerd: "In that case, I'll jump from a four-storey building twice".

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A lady asked for a cup of coffee in a restaurant for which the waiter got a bill of Rs 10. "But your coffee was absolutely cold?" the lady grumbled. "In that case," the waiter said, "I'll get a bill of Rs 20 for cold coffee.

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Once a journalist happened to ask a lady swimmer: "What is it that you are most afraid of while swimming?" The lady quipped: "My make-up."

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There was this woman who said to her husband, "Now be an angel and let me drive". So he did. And now he is one.

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In a singing and poetry competition, a poet was repeating the same lines continuously for two hours. When the poet ended, a man from the audience shouted, "Sir, you should recite your prose on the radio." Poet: "Oh! So you like my prose so much. "Person: "Not! At least I could put it off!"

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A newly wed narrates his woes to his friend. "For the first week, I talked and my wife listened. The second week, she talked and I listened. Now we both talk and neighbours listen."

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In a English language class for foreign student, the teacher wants a sentence to be changed into past tense. The sentence is: "He gives her a present." One enthusiatic student replies: "He gave her a past."

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A man buys a cinema ticket for the third time in 10 minutes. The man at the counter asks him: "What is the matter? Why are you are buying the same ticket for the third time." The man replies: "The man at the gate is crazy. He tears my ticket into two each time I give it him."

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"And how did you enjoy my talk?" he asked. "Refreshing" the man replied. "Did you mean really?" "Oh!, absolutely," he said " I felt like a new man when I woke up!"




Contributed by: Katherine George
 

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her Mother. Her mother asked: "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," the bride replied: "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly, she burst out crying. "But mama, as soon as we returned, George started using the most horrible language... things I had never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please, mama!" "Jenny, Jenny", her mother said: "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said: "Oh, mama...words like 'dust', 'wash', 'iron', 'cook'..."

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One day, a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment and said: "I want a spectacular job - one that no man has ever succeeded at or has even dared try." "Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor examined him. The man then said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor said: "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife

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Confucius say.. Allowing smoking in a restaurant is like allowing peeing in a swimming pool.!!!

 



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