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Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-

  1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:- Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

  2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should I try this time.

  3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

  4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
    Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionaly also spit in it.

  5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
    Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

  6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
    Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

  7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
    Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

  8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

  9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
    Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:- And while I'm telling you,  you tell me if I bite.

  10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
    Answer:- No, it's a miracle........... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!



Contributed by:
Katherine George