A'Kira: Hi, everybody! This is A'Kira Alone Bennett reporting late-breaking news for the PokeWorld Interviews.

Cassandra: That's right A'Kira-

A'Kira: Wait!

Cassandra: What?

A'Kira: What did Brian say when we rescheduled it?

Cassandra (Gasps): "We'd be doomed to relive the interview over and over and over and over and-"

A'Kira: Yeah! So all we have to do is not do the interview!

Cassandra: But when will we interview them?

A'Kira: Who cares, as long as I don't have to live this day over and over! This is A'Kira Alone Bennett signing off from the Gym Leaders' Convention for the LAST time!

Cassandra: This interview is over!

Interview #10 Jessibell

Brian: Hello, everyone out there in fanfic land! Welcome to our outstanding tenth interview! To think, we've done ten! And we're not even half done!

Bob (Off stage): We are more than half-done!

Brian: Well, excuse me!

A'Kira: Today we are interviewing Jessibell Murphy. As you all know, Jessibell was pre-engaged to our lovely James (Sighs happily while daydreaming), who is engaged to get married to Jessie in a month and twelve days. Jessibell, what are your feelings on this?

Jessibell: Well, Ah think tha' mah dahlin' James will not be able to stand bein' married to tha' slut, an' Ah will get 'im if it's the las' thing Ah ever do!

Brian: Uh-uh. Sure. Well, tell me this: Do you know who had more money? James or you?

Jessibell (Author's note: Sorry, it's me again I have a weakness for interrupting my own stories Now, because we all know how Jessibell speaks, I'm not going to replace every word with the way she pronounces it Just use your imagination, a'aight?): James, of course!

A'Kira: So you did do it all for the money!

Jessibell: No, I didn't! I really loved him!

Brian: You do realize he ran away because of you, right?

Jessibell: No, he didn't! He just wanted to see more of the world before we joined in holy matrimony!

A'Kira: OK, Queen of Denial

Brian: Have you considered marrying anyone else, just in case something like this would happen?

Jessibell: Why, of course! Have you ever listened to the meaning of my name?

Brian: How DO you spell your name?

A'Kira: Yeah, we've seen it spelled so many different ways: Jessibell, Jezebel, Jessebell, Jessiebell, Jezebell

Jessibell: Just think about it!

A'Kira: I've only seen two that make sense, and those are Jessibell, and- (Gasp) Ohmigod, you're a- a

Brian: Don't act so surprised, A'Kira, we've known it all along!

A'Kira: I'm trying to add a little suspense, ninny!

Brian: That doesn't matter, you ignoramus! We all know Jezebel's a slut!

Jess- (Clears throat) I mean, Jezebel: Well, I never!

A'Kira: Well, isn't that what your name means?

Jezebel: Yes, but that doesn't mean that I am one!! I don't even like saying the word!

Brian: Well, that sure turns things around!

A'Kira: Half of our questions were about that!

Brian: So, basically, we only have, like, two more questions for her?

A'Kira: I'm sure we can think up something off the tops of our heads!

(Brian and A'Kira both sit in the chairs, thinking about what questions to ask Jezebel Five minutes pass Then ten Twenty Twenty-eight)

Brian: I can't think of anything, A'Kira!

A'Kira: Neither can I! And we have to hurry up, because I have a date with Brock tonight!

Jezebel: What?! You can't think of anything to say to little old me?????

Brian: Nope. Sorry!

A'Kira: It doesn't matter, because I have a date!

Brian: Who cares about your stupid date, I have a date with.

A'Kira and Jezebel: With who? Who? Tell us, tell us!!

Brian: Cassandra!

(Cassandra walks on stage with a furious expression on her face. Brian gulps. This means trouble)

Cassandra: How dare you spread rumors like that around?!?!?!?!?

Brian: What rumors? What are you talking about?

Cassandra: Everyone knows that I would never go out with you! First of all, you not my type, second of all, as we just discovered, you are a-

A'Kira: Censors, now's your time. We'll pay you double!

Cassandra (Censored): You are a mutha ****** ***** that likes to go around with ***** with ******

A'Kira: Triple

Cassandra (Still censored): I hope you rot in **** you ****** little *******! You've always been a *****, always are a *****, and always will be a *****! And it doesn't help that you're always attracted to ****** harlots that **** anyone who come across their path

A'Kira and Brian: Quadruple.

Cassandra (Finally, no longer censored): Now I'm done. What do you have to say for yourself, Brian Mackenzie Williams?!?!?!

Brian: Nothing really, except. Cassandra, will you marry me?

Cassandra, A'Kira, Jessibell (What, you thought she wasn't still there?): Wha-wha-what?????

Brian: You mean more to me than life itself, Cassandra. I will do anything just to make you happy, as long as you do one thing for me: Be my wife, make me happy eternally!

A'Kira: You took that line from Butch!

Brian: No, I didn't! I gave him that line, 'cuz he said if he ever found Cassidy again, he would propose to her! Now, shut up! You're ruining a romantic moment! So, Cassie, what about the answer?

Cassandra: Yes! I will, I'll love you with all my heart and soul, 'til death do us part!

Brian: To love and to cherish

Cassandra: And to have and to hold

Brian: Oh, Cassandra!

Cassandra: Oh, Brian! Audience, A'Kira, Jessibell, Jaquis, and Lauren (Jaquis and Lauren, off-stage): Aaaaawwwwwww

A'Kira: I'm sorry to say this but you guys are totally DISGUSTING!

Lauren: Move out of the way, you guys, I'm headed to the bathroom

Jezebel: Do you guys want to end the interview? You might want a little more time to yourselves

Brian: Oh, go ahead. Jaquis, come on stage and end this! I just want to be with Cassandra!

Cassandra: Oh, Brian!

Brian: Oh, Cassandra!

Jaquis (Walking on stage): Oh, brother. Well, this is Jaquis Gulyban signing out for A'Kira Alone Bennett, Brian Williams, and Cassandra Jade Tin- I mean Williams. Goodbye!

Backstage #4:
Cassandra, Brian, Jaquis, A'Kira, Lauren, Joy, Jenny, Cassidy, Pikachu, Ash, Misty, Tracy, Sabrina, Erika, Lt. Surge, Koga, the Ghost of the Maiden, Butch, Jessie, James, Gary, his fanclub, Brock, Giovanni, Blaine, Jezebel, and Meowth (Gasping for breath)

Gary: Why are you doing this?

Cassandra: Apparently, you weren't listening last time

Brian: Calm down, Cassandra, my sweet, he wasn't here last time!

Cassandra: Sorry.

Ash: They're planning revenge.

Jessie, James and Meowth: Against who?

Joy and Jenny: 4Kids Entertainment.

Jezebel, Brock, and Giovanni: Why?

Pikachu: Pi, pika, pi chu pika pika chu, Pikachu, pika, pi pika!

Jaquis: That's exactly right, Pikachu!

Giovanni: What the heck did he just say????????

A'Kira: They stole fanfics from us and turned them into episodes, and we want revenge!

Lauren and Brian: Or at least equal pay.

Cassandra: And we will get what we want.