This is the first fic I've ever sent to a webpage! I'm so Proud!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Ya. The disclaimer. Umm...ya. Uhh.....Errr...I'm really rich and I own pokemon and Team Rocket. See? I'm really cool and smart ^_^ cuz I own it! The makin' of this fic: Umm...I drank a buncha coffe and loaded up Microsoft word. woooooo!
Author's note: What the authors note again? Uhh ya I think I get it This is a cool fic and I'm cool and smart and this fic is cool and smart which means I'm cool and smart. Does that make any sense? It has to!
Voice: And now, our main idiots-
Ash: HEY!!!
Voice: Err, sorry. Our main BIGHEADS go walking through-
Ash: STOP IT!!!!
Voice: All right all right! Our main people go walking through the forest once again hopelessly lost because they have NO SENSE OF DIRECTION WHATSOEVER!!!
Misty: Is that an insult?
Brock: No, i htink they mean were really cool and smart! Yeah!
Ash: Yeah!
Misty: Yeah!
**Scene cut to J&J**
Voice: Now, we see the REAL heroes walking through a feild (yes, feild!!!), scheming to capture pikachu! Togepi was with them. I dontknow why.
Jessie: Hey james i have an idea!James: Ya?
Jessie: Lets eat togepi!
All: YAAAAY!!!
**Scene cut to dark night around a bonfire with a pot with boiling water hanging over it. J J have red paint on their faces and are chanting with knives jumping around the pot. Meowth is doing the same thing.**
Trio: Oo ah ah oo ah ah oo ah ah oo ah ah ee ii ee ii ee ii eee iii oo ee ah ii eeeiiioooahh! **repeats**/Meowth lunges
Meowth: YAAAH DIE YOU EGG! *chop chop chop chop*
/Meowth dumps egg pieces into water, while J J dance faster and pound drums faster and chant faster.
J&J: Ooahahooahahooahahooahaheeiieeiieeiieeeiiiooeeiiah- eeeiiioooahh!
Voice: then later....
Jessie: Yum thi eggth izz goodth!!
James: yath ith izz
Meowth: Meowth saysh thith eggth izz goodth tooph!
Voice: Now back to the Twerps....
Ash: Hey lets go to Taco Bell!
Both: YAAA!
At taco bell....
Misty: We'd like three big enchiladas.
Brock: **gazes at lady takin order** Ooooo your hot!!!
Ash: Shut up!
Register Lady Jessie: Now then, would you like Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Misty: Non-Smoking.
Jessie: Okay, Smoking.
Misty: No, Non-smoking.
Jessie: Okay, Smoking.
Misty: No, Non-Smoking.
Jessie: Okay, Smoking.
Misty: No, Non-Smoking.
Jessie: Okay, Smoking.
Misty: No, Non-Smoking.
Jessie: Okay, Smoking.
Misty: OKAY!!! SMOKING!
Jessie: You should quit! Smoking is bad for your health!
Misty: OKAY, NON-SMOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: Right this way.
Voice: then when They are seated....
Jessie: heres your order.
Ash: Hey! These are FISH STICKS!
Misty: Greasy fish sticks!
Brock: I dont taste any difference...
Jessie: sorry. It's all we had. We were out of everything so we had to root through the trash for other resturarunts.
All Except Brock: EEEEEEEEWWW!
Brock: **tastes one** YUMMY!
Back with J J M.....
Jessie:I have a sudden urge to go see the Monkey!
James: OK!!!Meowth: Lets go!
*Music plays, tune to were on the road to viridian city but its Were on hte road to the Smelll-hee Monk-hee!!!!*
Monkey: /Duct tapes them to chairs\
All: /me uses Pasta Of Power to get out
Monkey: /me disables Pasta Of Power
All: /me uses Salami Of Science to get out
Monkey: /me disables Salami Of Science
All: /me uses Cheese Of 'Chic (sheek, duh) to get out
Monkey: /me disables Cheese Of Chic
All: /me uses Pizza Of Psychics to get out
Monkey: /me disables Pizza Of Psychics
All: /me uses Salsa Of Sheep to get out
Monkey: /me disables Salsa Of Sheep
All: $*%$%&#%*$(%$#!!!!!!!!
Offficer Jenny: Hey! Your not allowed to say that on a kiddie show!
/Off. Jenny punts J J M to Kingdom Come
Jessie: Ooooooo Kingdom Come
James: Havn't we been here....how many episodes....**counts** one two 7793 890 times?
Meowth: I guess yer right!
All: OKAY!!!
THE END (OR........ISSSSSS ITTTTTT? BWAHAHAH! BWAHAHHA! BWHAAHAHAHHAAHHA! BWHAAHAHA-**cough cough ahem hack hack coouuughhwheeze**)
Epilougue: Twerp Trio was fooled, Twerp Trio ate trash, Team ROCKET ate scrambled eggs, Team Rocket went to see the Monkey, Team Rocket swore, Officer Jenny punted Team Rocket to Kingdom Come. The End HAPPAY? I SURE AM!!!! WOOOO! ToOoOoOoO MuUuUuuUcCcCcChHhH CcCcCcCoOoOoOOoOOoOoOfFfFfFeEeEeEeE!1!1!1!1! eeeeeee-huh
Jedi Rocket