Title: Xander Baby
Author: Mistress Kages
Feedback: mistress_kages@hotmail.com
Distribution: My site, Eternally Yours... https://www.angelfire.com/nm2/kages/index.html Anywhere else? Really? Wow! You want it, let me know so I can fall over in shock.
Disclaimer: Joss is God, I own nothing.
Warnings: Slash, cross-dressing Spike, naughty talk
Spoilers: none
Rating: R for innuendo. Nothing graphic.
Pairing: spike/xander
Summary: Spike perverts a classic Christmas song and sings it to Xander.
Note: Song is a spoof of 'Santa Baby' The spoof is mine. The original is not.
Note: 'Walking around in women's underwear isn't mine either. Borrowed it from http://www.twistedtunes.com/ (I just altered it to fit a m/m scenario)
Note: // Spike singing // :: Xander singing:: (Sing to the tune of 'Santa Baby')
Note: The second song Spike sings is to the tune of 'Walking in a winter wonderland'.
Note: Oh, look at all the notes! MUCH love to my wonderful beta - mommy sarah. She totally rocks. Ta love!
"Spike? Baby I'm home."
"Hold on a mo' love, I'll be right out. Make yourself nice and comfy on the couch. Got a little pressie for ya."
"Another present? Spike we already exchanged all our presents. I didn't get you anything else. You didn't have to get me another one."
"Oh, trust me love, you'll like this one. Be a love and turn on the stereo, just hit play."
The opening chords of 'Santa Baby' started playing and Spike sauntered out of their bedroom. He was dressed in a tight, black leather mini-skirt and matching leather tank top.
"You said that you've always loved my voice. So here's a little gift Xan, sit back and enjoy."
Xander had his mouth open, trying to form a coherent sentence when Spike started singing.
// Xander baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me.
I've been an awfully bad boy.
Xander baby, so come over here and spank me tonight. //
"Oh! Xan, wait until the song's over."
"Sorry."
// -der baby, a black Harley motorcycle too, brand new.
I'll be waiting right here.
Xander baby, so come over here and ride ME tonight.
Think of all the fun we've missed.
Think of all the parts of you I haven't kissed.
Next year I'll be oh so bad,
Or good, or both. If you get the gist...
Boo doo bee doo.
Xander honey, I wanna flavored supply of lube,
In tubes.
I've been a devil all year.
Xander baby, come over here and fuck me tonight.
Xander sugar, there's one thing I really do need, to feed.
Be a dear and gimme a bite.
Xander cutie, come over here and feed me tonight.
Xander baby, we could do a nice 69, that's fine.
We could suck through the night.
Xander baby, come here and let me suck you tonight.
Come over here and lick my 'tree'
With that pretty mouth, that's just for me.
I really do, like to lick you
Lets see if you like to lick me too
Boo d-d-dooo beee uh ... //
"Ooh!!! Right there! Fuck Xan. Gah, yeah love. Mmmm ugh uhh AH! As wonderful as that was pet, you interrupted my little pressie here. Let me go rewind the tape. Ah ok, here we are."
// Boo doo bee doo.
Xander baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a cockring
And lots of leather to boot.
Xander baby, come here and dominate me tonight.
Come over here and fuck me tonight
Come here and I'll fuck you tonight
Come here and we'll fuck through the night. //
"So love, what'cha think? Xan? Pet?"
:: Spikey honey, I got a big ol'e supply of lube,
In tubes,
In the table next to our bed. ::
"Pet?"
::Spikey baby, come over here and take me to bed.
I've been awfully good.
Spikey darling, come here and make love to me... Tonight. ::
"Well you skipped a few lines in the song, but not bad for singing on the spot . Took me all day to write that song, and here you are whippin' em up right here."
"Spike?"
"Yeah love?"
"Shut up and come fuck me."
"Want me to sing to you while I fuck you?"
"Mmmm sure. I love your voice."
"Alright come here."
// Lacey things, the husband's missing.
Didn't ask, his permission
I'm wearing his clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear. //
"Spike?"
"Yes pet?"
"Don't sing."
"Why not? Think the song goes rather well with my attire."
"I was wondering about that. What's with the skirt, not that I minded because you look wicked hot."
"Was trying to pull off the Eartha Kitt look, but I didn't have any little
black dresses that she liked to wear."
"But you had a black mini skirt?"
"Red let me borrow it."
"And that's another thing we can add to the 'Willow knows way too much about our sex life' list. Um, Spike?
"Hmmm? Love you taste wonderful."
"I'm thinking it's about time for you to remove said skirt and us getting to the spankings, suckings and fuckings you mentioned earlier."
"Right you are love, right you are."
~ End.
Happy Christmas!!!!