~ JOKES & QUOTES ~
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I am happy to see you made it to the "Jokes & Quotes section of my web page. I have been having a lot of fun putting this section together. I receive so many good jokes and some very good quotes via e-mail. I thought ..... why not add a section of Jokes & Quotes to share with everyone that is kind enough to visit my web page.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world. So if you are feeling blue come back for a visit. There are always jokes and quotes being added.
If you have a "family friendly" joke you would like to share with us. Please, feel free ---->"CLICK HERE" to enter your submission on "The Quick Mailer".
All the jokes & quotes you will find on the following pages came strictly from e-mail in message form. None has been taken from another web page.
I hope you will enjoy your visit to this section and will return often. You don't have to be down or blue to visit. I enjoy having company and meeting new people.
By the way.... I didn't mention when I introduced myself on the Home Page that I live in Roswell, New Mexico. That in it's self is a big laugh because so many people ask me when I meet them. "Have you seen any aliens in Roswell"? For the life of me I can't figure out why. So far I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary. And I have lived here for many years. I thought I would include a picture of myself so you can see that we are just as down to earth and ordinary as any one else.
Now ain't I cute :)
As you enter the pages of Jokes and Quotes. You will have a personal guide from Roswell to take you from page to page. Roswell is a friendly sociable little community so now and then there will be one of our locals drop in to enjoy the back ground music and give a frendly "hello" :)
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