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Out Of The Mouth Of Babes

School Days

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SCHOOL DAYS ~ SCHOOL DAYS DEAR OLD GOLDEN RULE DAYS

"CHILDREN BRING SUCH JOY INTO OUR LIVES" To the best of my knowledge, the cute experiences on this page are true. Sit back, relax, read and enjoy!

I can remember as a child, my Mother and Aunt Lorene always saying, "out of the mouth of babes comes wisdome"

~~A FEW EXPERIENCES OF MY OWN ~~

One day while the children and I were out grocery shopping, my 4 year old ask for a new toy. I told him we had no extra money, maybe some other time. He said, "but Mom all you have to do is give her (the cashier) a check!"

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My Mother bought my 3 year old an alphabet book. As she was pointing out the letters of the alphabet, he would tell her what the letter was. She then would call out a letter and he would point to it, when she ask him "Where is "U", he said "GRANDMA, I right here"!

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When teaching my 2 year old the parts of his body, we jokeingly referred to the navel as the button hole. He couldn't say button hole very well, he would say "but hole". I took this lightley, knowing what he meant. Well, one day while in the waiting room at the Dr's office. A lady sitting next to me had an adorable little girl 6 or 7 months old. The little girl was standing in her Mothers lap and my son was playing with her, dancing around and making funny faces like little two year olds will do. All of a sudden out of the clear blue...he lifted up the little girls dress! I told him no, no we don't do such things, it is not polite! He then looked at me very serious and said, "but I want to see if she has a but hole too"! I just wanted to crawl into a corner and hide! I explained to everyone that he meant button hole! Needless to say, as soon as we got home, we worked on the word NAVEL.

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A little girl I care for was learning the pledge of allegiance. When she would get to "one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all", she said "one naked under God invisible with liberty and justice for all!"

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While visiting a friend of mine, her grandson started crying for no apparent reason. When we ask him what was wrong. He said I don't want you to die Nana. When his Nana told him she wasen't going to die. Poor little guy said "then why is your face cracking?"

HERE'S A CUTE ONE FROM MY DAD...

A little girl he knew was saying the blessing for dinner, instead of saying "give us this day our daily bread", she said "give us this day our jelly bread."

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HERE'S ONE FROM MY MOM...

Dureing Christmas season, my Mom and younger brother, age 5, drove by a mountain that had the 3 wise men at the top. My brother got all excited and said, "look Mom, there goes the 3 wise guys to see God!"

A CUTIE FROM MY GOOD FRIEND JOOL...

A little boy age 5 ask if her daughter could play. Jool told him, no, she can't play today. The little boy said, "then can I play with her?!"

THIS ONE WAS EMAILED TO ME FROM "ANONYMOUS"...

When Her children sing "Old McDonald has a farm", her 2 year old always sings..."And on his farm he has french fries and hamburgers, eyi eyi oh!"

ANOTHER CUTIE FROM EMAIL (Mom wishes her name not be given)...

She has a little girl in pre-school. She has trouble with the word horse. Last Christmas her school put on a Christmas play where the cute little pre-schoolers sang Christmas carols. Jingle Bells was one of the carols and her daughters favorite, so much so, her voice could be heard over all the others. Instead of singing "In a one horse open sleigh" She sang at the top of her voice "In a one hor open sleigh"!

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ANOTHER ONE FROM THE SAME MOM, SAME DAUGHTER, SAME WORD....

Her daughter was in the car with her Uncle, who was driveing. Poor guy ran the car off the street and into someones front yard! Because the little girl saw two people on horse back, and the little girl yells, look Unkie, there's two hors!

HERE'S A DOOZY FROM JAN, PROUD GRANDMA OF 21....

Her 3 year old grandson very much a "BOY" was driving to the store with his mom listening to the car stereo, when they got into the crowded store all of a sudden he yelled out "OOOOOOOOO I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN", (a song he had just heard on the car stereo)!

I hope you enjoyed this page and will return again real soon. It is sooo cool to have visitors that enjoy children. Children bring so much joy and laughter into our lives. If you're ever feeling down or blue just stop in for a visit there will be new stories added that will surely bring a smile. Please don't forget to sign my guest book located at the bottom of this page. If you would like to share one of YOUR funny experieces with us, click on to "QUICK MAILER" at the bottom of this page. Hope to be hearing from you again soon. Don't be a stranger now You all come back again real soon. :)

I wish to give a special thank you to everyone that has contributed to this page, for without you...it would not exist. Thanks to my children, hope I didn't embarrass you to much. My Mom and Dad, who I love and admire dearley. My Aunt Lorene, who has always been there for me in good times and bad through out my life. My best of best friends Julia (Jool), Who has to have the patience of a saint to put up with me. My web Pal, Jan, and all those that wish to keep their names anonymous (some do not wish to give their identity for personal reasons...this is understandable...you know who you are), who were so willing to share their JOY, LAUGHTER, and HAPPY experiences. I love all of you! ;-)*

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