Jennifer... We don't even know her at all
I'm the first to admit it, I crave information about Jennifer's life. But not stupid trivial things, like how much her clothes cost, or details about her and Brad's relationship:
I love the dumb facts, the mindless little stories about how she picked up certain antiques, scars she's gotten, crafts she's created, vacations and Christmases... Stuff that only her family and friends would know, and probably only care about.
I've analyzed why I love knowing these little facts, and the answer came to me quickly--- I wish I was one of Jennifer's friends, and knowing this sort of stuff makes me feel closer to her, like I know her.
I can recount stories of her childhood to strangers like I'm talking about my own sister!
Some people think it's creepy of me, but think about it---
JENNIFER IS A REAL PERSON WHO ONLY HAPPENS TO HAVE HER FACE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE... REMEMBER, SHE IS NOT AN ILLUSION, SHE IS REAL. SHE LOVES AND HOPES AND DREAMS AND CRIES JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. SHE GROCERY SHOPS AND DRIVES NORMAL CARS AND WALKS HER DOG AND BUYS TOILET PAPER JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. SHE DOES NOT EXIST ONLY FROM 8:00-8:30 ON THURSDAYS, AND THEN VANISH INTO THIN AIR. JENNIFER IS A REAL PERSON--- SO EVERYONE, START TREATING HER LIKE ONE...
Jennifer's Family & Friends
Jennifer Likes
The Anastassakis Family Memory Book
The Divorce
When I Met Jennifer
If you're totally honest with yourself, we the fans really don't know anything about Jennifer Linn Aniston. We know tons about her movie career, TV series, guest appearances, magazine shoots--- all her career stuff...
We the fans, know NOTHING about the real Jennifer...
... and that's the way it should stay...