"Geeves! Where's my diner!" Damian yelled at the top of his lungs.
"In front of you sir" The butler replied, rattling his finger in his ear.
"Did I say you could speak servant?!" Damian shouted slamming his fists against the table. The servant just rolled his eyes and walked out of the room. Damian dusted his hands off and turned to his food. But to his astonishment it was gone, and there were gnaw marks in the doorframe. Damian looked about madly and then bolted for the door. After a quick examination of the door, Damian looked into the hallway. The remains of his meal lined the walls. Damian turned and gritted his teeth, the end of the trail stopped at the front doorstep at this big, fat, ball that made a sloshing noise every time it twitched.
"What the??!" Damian Yelled as he tried to look away from the grotesque blob. Suddenly, it was noticeable, it was a human figure (more or less) hunched over the half chewed corpse of the butler. "You!" Damian yelled. The grotesque slime stood to its full height and stared at Damian.
"Uh-oh" it mumbled, raising its fists into a fighting position. Weather it leapt, or rolled wasn't recognizable, either way it was coming at him. Damian leapt to the side and rolled to his feet.
"Ha! FOOL, Did you think I would fall for such a versatile move?" Damian laughed.
"Of course not!" It spoke out. "But I know all your moves too because you see I'm"
Damian started picking things out from under his fingernails, only half listening to the boring speech. "YOUR BROTHER!" He bellowed. Damian's eyes perked up at this revelation.
"Caleb?"
"Not anymore, you may call me... THE CUD KING!" Caleb hollered. Damian snickered and grabbed a conveniently, well placed stool and charged at Caleb.
"What the? Where the hell did that come from?!" Caleb asked as he dodged the stool like a seasoned master. "Go fungus!" A green plume lunged out at Damian and engulfed his face. Damian stumbled back trying to shoo the mist from his face. But by the time Damian escaped the vile fog, the Cud King had already grazed half the front lawn.
"Bastard!" Damian roared while he horked up a large ball of phlegm. Cud King looked up and arced his back. Bolos Boy winded up and threw his secret weapon, while Cud King whipped his head forward as a gigantic sphere of half chewed grass flew at Damian. The ground shook when the two super powers clashed. Then they just slopped to the ground as they neutralized each other.
"Hmmm, That was interesting." Caleb said.
"Hey, I didn't have to mow the lawn, you're pretty useful!" Damian exclaimed.
"why don't we team up?"
"O.K. but you eat my food, then ya get the stool!" Damian replied. Caleb just lowered his head and gave a nod.
"Good boy"
