The skies turned black as the sun dropped below the horizon. "I like the night, good for sneaking up on evil." Doyte, the bald headed monstrosity said while stroking his colossal shining Masamune. "Shut up Doyte, we all know you just charge at it yelling!" The broad, cybernetic form said as he disassembled and reassembled his two Tommy guns. "Quiet petty weakling!" "Weakling?" Big Daddy asked. "You heard me! You see, the suns mass..." Abruptly, Bigdaddy perked his head upbut he was just rambling on about astrophysics. "Idiot! Theirs someone in the woods!" Doyte just overlooked . He gave a quick glance over to Doyte, him and continued his ranting. "It's too hot today..." Bigdaddy clamored to his heavily armored feet and marched toward the forest line. "O.K. Evil, come on out!" mocked Bigdaddysnickered softly and moved in the direction the voice came from. . "I don't wanna!" a voice called out. Bigdaddy
Almost casually, Bigdaddy looked down at the taut line wrapped around his leg "That's a pretty bad trap" just as he thought that, he noticed something moving quickly towards him in the corner of his eye. Bigdaddy turned his guns to bare on the object. "Oh Crap..." Bigdaddy said as he found himself staring down one rapidly-moving-generously-proportioned-log. He braced himself against the ground and primed himself for the blow. The log shrieked into his chest and to Bigdaddy's surprise, the log disintegrated against his metallic torso. Bigdaddy wiped the sweat off his brow "It's too hot today." He strutted his way over to Doyte "And that's why you don't eat yellow snow." Doyte concluded whilst dusting his hands merrily. "You Idiot! What are you rambling about?!" Doyte rose to his grand eight foot four self and looked down at Bigdaddy "Do YOU know astro-mo-physi-mics?!" Bigdaddy just brushed him off. Doyte displeased by this, roared, "That was rude! Prepare for Chi combat!" "Jerk!" Bigdaddy countered as they both eased into a state of meditation.
"Look over there!" Bigdaddy yelled. Doyte, breaking his concentration, looked away "Idiot" "What? I don't see anything!" Bigdaddy snickered as Doyte got up and examined the trees more closely. As Doyte approached a mighty oak, there was a short rustle. "Bonsai!" A high-pitched voice yelled as it leapt from the trees. Doyte swung around and grabbed the assassin by the neck, with his Masamune a good foot behind. "There you are! I thought you were a bunny rabbit" Doyte said. The assassin responded by flicking his wrist and planted a shuriken straight into Doyte's eye. "Aww, Little Bastard!" Said Doyte, lowering his would be killer to his feet. He gave a mighty groan. "Do..RE..ME" He sang. The assassin looked confused.
"Swing low" He sang, while readying his sword. Suddenly, Shots from two Tommy guns riddled the body until it was hardly in one piece. Doyte dropped the corpse and went to picking stray bullets from his arm. Then he loomed his way to Bigdaddy, the corpse crunching below his foot, sending a gush of blood from both ends of his body. "Don't wreck my song" Doyte boomed as he slapped Bigdaddy upside his head, creating a colossal smacking noise. Bigdaddy just laughed and blew the smoke from his Tommy guns.
They were both quite surprised to see a massive gate suddenly rise from the ground, it's rim encrusted with runes that imposed fear, and intimidation on even Doyte, although he just passed it off as being hungry. An immense swirl of lights formed. Within moments, a dimensional portal opened up, a gigantic claw reached out and dug into the edge of the gate. Then a huge foot, before long there stood a mammoth sized daemonic figure, two horns curled around and above his forehead. Doyte walked next to it and looked up at him. "Hi there!" Doyte yelled. "You dare talk to me mortal, I take great offence to that!" Its deep voice boomed. "Mortal?! you'll pay for that insult demon!" Doyte yelled as he brought his sword out of it sheath.
Doyte swung his Masamune at the demon several times but each without success. With a mighty crash the demon's fist slammed into the ground, in which Doyte was standing spilt seconds before. Doyte charged up the demon's arm and gouged his sword deeply into its shoulder blade. The demon yelped and swung his head around to send Doyte flying, leaving his sword still in its shoulder. Doyte flew through the air landing in an undignified heap next to Bigdaddy. Bigdaddy's Chain guns whirled to a stop as he looked down at his idiot companion. Doyte sat there, looking back and fourth between his empty hands and the demon, the veins in his arms and head growing larger and throbbing, his eyes slowly turning bloodshot, and his heartbeat heard from afar, its pace steadfast. "BUARRG!!" Doyte screamed as he leapt at the beast and punched his fists deep into its leg, using the new holes to scale up to it's shoulder, taking a few detours through its pink innards. Doyte grabbed the sword and began thrashing at the demon's face. "Die Die Die!" Doyte screamed as the demon slouched over and fell atop him, sending a dust cloud all around. A muffled cry could be heard. "Die!" Then a faint blue shining light started to come from the demon, roughly where Doyte should have been. As the light strengthened, so did the muffled cry of "Die!" until finally, Doyte burst out of the daemonic prison, sending demon blood in all directions.
