The day was hotter then usuall and Doyte and Big Daddy
were sweating like pigs.
  You see Big Daddy.  Thge size of the sun, squared by 
the ammount of the particles in a tacho...", Doyte ranted.
But by this time Big Daddy had stopped listening by turning
his ears off.  Suddenly Doyte stopped in his tracks and 
put a hand on his masamune.  Big Daddy failed to notice the
rumbling noise.  Doyte swung around but was shocked to see a
huge sand worm towering over Big Daddy who was shuffling his
feet and playing his hormonica.  Doyte began flailing his 
hands wildly, trying to get Big Daddy's attention.  Big 
Daddy flicked his ears on and decided to start paying attention
again.
 "What?!", Big Daddy asked, staring at Doyte's fanatical arm
movements.  Big Daddy glanced over his hsoulder and found
himself staring face to face with the garganteous beast.
 "Ahhhh.... well ain't you just the cutest thing??"
The sand worm just looked at him oddly and enveloped him in
its massive maw.  Doyte took this oppurtunity to make his
smart-ass comment.
 "Why yes, I am the cutest thing."  He said with a less then
cute look on his face.
 Then, with a grunt, Big Daddy pried the massive jaw open, 
stepped out, and let it snap shut behind him.
 "Bad Sand Worm!", Big Daddy shouted as he gave it a slap 
on the nose, driving its head into the sand.  The sand worm 
picked its head up and tested its limits again.  This time
more cautiously. "No! Bad!", Big Daddy scolded.  This time
pulling out one of his hard cover medical journals, rolling
it up and smacking the thing on the nose again.  "Now roll
over." The sand worm just stared at him, and reluctantly
rolled over.  "Good boy!  Yaaa!" Big daddy cheered as the 
beast hollored in glee at the praise of its new master.
Quickly, Big Daddy spun sideways and open fired at an
unfortunate fury beetle that was passing by, killing it
quickly.  "Go get the Sandworm Biscuit boy!", and with that
the worm dove in the sand and emerged a few seconds later
beside the carcass and devoured it quickly, then returned 
to its master.  "That'a boy" Big Daddy praised as Doyte
watched on in mild amusement.
  Then with a sudden snap, the calm was over.  The sound
of lasers firing broke the silence as beam of light, after
beam of light tore through the sandworms body.  Big Daddy
spun around to face the attackers.
 "Its ok, That thing wont bother you any more!" The leader
looking guy yelled, standing atop a dune with soldiers on
his flanks.