RENT-A-COP STYLE KUNG FU

Time: Takes a whopping day and a half of almost greuling, almost training consisting of sitting in a hot room
      attempting to throw an overly slow guy in a padded suit.
Stance: Involves a shocking display of pain endurance as the fighter will accidently hit himself with just
        about anything.  A rather sloppy looking judo stance.
Moves: Weak punch (1d4), slap (1d3)
Advancement:
   Lv. 1 - -1 strike, parray, dodge
   Lv. 2 - Critical on unmod. 42+
   Lv. 3 - -1 attacks to a minimum of .5
   Lv. 4 - -2 damage
   Lv. 5 - Deathblow to Self on unmod 18+
   Lv. 6 - Critical miss (miss next round) on 1 to 4
   Lv. 7 - -3 strike, parray, dodge
   Lv. 8 - -5 to h.p.
   Lv. 9 - -2 damage, Critical on Unmod. 32+
   Lv. 10 - N.W.P.  (Negitive w.p. actually worse than no training - 4 strike) billystick
   Lv. 11 - +4 to Roll w/ drop beeper, Deathblow to self on Unmodified 15+
   Lv. 12 - -4 strike parray and dodge
   Lv. 13 - -2 damage
   Lv. 14 - -1 apm to a minimum of .5
   Lv. 15 - Critical Miss (miss next round) on 1 to 10