Heres a question for all you readers.  Ever wonder what guinea pigs taste like?  I mean really?  Has anyone
ever eaten one?  Id imagine they taste pretty good.  Kinda like Ham... or does ham really taste like
guinea pigs?  I mean what household pet dont we eat?  Not much unless you have a pet duckbill platypus or
something. Dog meat in some countrys is common, Cat meat in some parts of china. All the household animals we
hold dear are another familys supper.  Some places have pet cows that we eat.  Other places pet pigs... which
is where ham comes from too... see.  Mabey thats why we dont eat guinea pigs.  Because they really DO taste
like ham.  And because we eat some poor jewish persons pig.
   Hell ham comes from pigs... and is a guinea pig not named with PIG in its title?  Well look at that.  Its
a miricle of spelling.  It does have pig in it.  I mean anything named so similar must taste similar right?
And if they didnt wouldnt it just be called guinea?
   Well there we go folks.  One of lifes not so little mysteries... right next to who built those pyramids,
you know, the little novelty ones they sell in shops in egypt.  You know the ones.  The little tiny plastic
ones... I mean they must be like the 4th wonder of the world or something... Next to that little tiny stone
henge on the bottem of rocky lake.  And the great crop ovals.  Will we ever know?  Will we really?

 - Michael